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  1. 29th January 2016, 01:12 PM #1
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    Default Snake for sale

    This blonde was selling her pet python on eBay.


    A bloke rang up and asked if it was big.


    She said, "It's massive."


    He said, “How many feet?"


    She said, “None ... it's a *&##**#. snake !!”
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  3. 29th January 2016, 03:54 PM #2
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    For the metric challenged among us, HYSTERICAL.

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  5. 29th January 2016, 04:39 PM #3
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    Didn't you mean "hissterical"
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  7. 29th January 2016, 06:33 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    Didn't you mean "hissterical"
    Here we go again, another 14 pages of puns, just like the "Afraid" thread, it will just slither on forever

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    Here we go again, another 14 pages of puns, just like the "Afraid" thread, it will just slither on forever

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    That'll probably come true now thanks to you. Fangs very much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    That'll probably come true now thanks to you. Fangs very much.
    It wont be long and the usual crowd will show up and adder few posts.

    CHeers

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    Well if there are any more python puns at least they should be constrictive.
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    The blonde did not want to buy the snake in the first place but her friend anaconda
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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    a feather boa constrictor
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    The blonde did not want to buy the snake in the first place but her friend anaconda

    I imagine that would rattle 'er.
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    She will need a viper to wipe the smile off her face
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    Here we go again, another 14 pages of puns, just like the "Afraid" thread, it will just slither on forever


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    No, not interested. I wont be losing any skin over this thread.

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    What's the difference between a wood worker and a snake???






    They both love trees
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    as Noah said to the Adders, "do it by logs"
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    Just like Sydney's Red Rattlers
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