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Thread: Thats how my week went.
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2nd December 2010, 10:46 AM #1
Thats how my week went.
I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and he said "you are crazy" I said " I want a second opinion" and he replied "Okay, you are ugly as well"
He asked if I had any questions and I said that I did. he said " Well go ahead and ask but I must tell you I charge $50 for 3 questions" "Thats a bit steep? isnt it?" I remarked.
"Yes it is" he replied "now whats your 3rd question"
I was feeling a little better by the time I left his office but noticed a Deers head mounted on the wall with a pair of sunglasses on its face, some streamers draped all over it and a hat balanced on its antlers. Now I felt awful again, thinking of the poor creature which was obviously having a party, enjoying itself when it got shot.
I went home and decided to telephone the online grocery store in our local area. The guy on the phone asked. "Can I help you" ? "No" I said "Just looking"
On a brighter note Siamese twins coming over for a visit from America soon, They come over now and again so the other one can have a drive.Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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2nd December 2010, 02:38 PM #2
I see your on day release gain John
or has the crap weather brought out the other personality.
I'll ring the men in white coats to drop by.
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2nd December 2010, 03:23 PM #3Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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2nd December 2010, 04:57 PM #4
Now you two have gone and spoiled my day.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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3rd December 2010, 09:54 PM #5
Its alright John I know a good Therapist
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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