Prison V's Work Debate

[Barry_White]

Ever wonder why people with jobs want to have their own
business?


Prison vs. Work Debate

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to
pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock
and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no
work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars
from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

[Ben from Vic.]

Very timely Barry.

[Grunt]

Ever wonder why people with jobs want to have their own
business?

I'm not sure that running your own business is any better except for the last one. My boss is a really great guy. JAM.

[namtrak]

Yes but............

At Work you sell a brand of gum called Big Bubba
In Prison you sell your soul so Big Bubba wan't call you his girlfriend.