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  1. 10th February 2010, 01:45 PM #1
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    Default Self Paying Windows

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
    Hellloooo .......just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid ! So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

    Helllooooo? ......It's been a year! I told him.

    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back.

    ....I bet he felt like an idiot!
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  2. 10th February 2010, 07:49 PM #2
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    He must think you are a real pane.

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  3. 10th February 2010, 07:59 PM #3
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    I'm surprised he didn't see through you

    I bet he was shattered he didn't get his money

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  4. 11th February 2010, 12:49 AM #4
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    Did his eyes glaze over when he rang you ?
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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  5. 11th February 2010, 10:02 AM #5
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    he just had that glassy eyed look
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  6. 12th February 2010, 08:59 PM #6
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    Maybe he just turned to putty at the logic of the argumnet.
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    He miter felt a bit sick.
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