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  1. 2nd April 2009, 07:31 PM #1
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    Rodgera was driving home the other night when he noticed
    a beautiful young lady hitching a ride.

    He stopped the vehicle, introduced himself, and promptly
    gave her a lift.

    Before long he commented, "I can hear something knocking.
    I wonder what it is".

    She replied, "I don't know, but I will tell you one thing -
    it is not opportunity".

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    I gave a lift to a blond the other day too. around about 18 years of age I would guess. Blue eyes and real, long blond hair. He seemed a nice guy too.
    Reality is no background music.
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    The boot is on the other foot.
    A Blond gave me a lift. She said she was a witch and could transform herself into anything.

    She was fair dinkum.


    I ran put my hand on her knee and she turned into a motel.
    I tried to be normal once.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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    You guys are hysterical.

    I got nothing...
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
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    A blonde walked into a bar....


    They do that
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