The Journey Of Man

[Barry Hicks]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have
a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion,
so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama
queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. I decided
I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about
anything. Life became so dull I decided that I needed a
girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found a very exciting girl but I couldn't
keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another,
never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things
and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with real ambition.

Whwn I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her
feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.

She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took
everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser and looking for a girl with big boobs.

[munruben]

Love it.

[echnidna]

I'd update the journey after the big boobs but it'd get censored out