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  1. 3rd June 2003, 01:14 PM #1
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    Default Snotty Gorillasniffer - What's your name?

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    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
    Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
    name:

    a = poopsie
    b = lumpy
    c = buttercup
    d = gidget
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = fluffy
    h = cheeseball
    i = chim-chim
    j = stinky
    k = flunky
    l = boobie
    m = pinky
    n = zippy
    o = goober
    p = doofus
    q = slimy
    r = loopy
    s = snotty
    t = tulefel
    u = dorkey
    v = squeezit
    w = oprah
    x = skipper
    y = dinky
    z = zsa-zsa

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    a = apple
    b = toilet
    c = giggle
    d = burger
    e = girdle
    f = barf
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = cootie
    j = monkey
    k = potty
    l = liver
    m = banana
    n = rhino
    o = bubble
    p = hamster
    q = toad
    r = gizzard
    s = pizza
    t = gerbil
    u = chicken
    v = pickle
    w = chuckle
    x = tofu
    y = gorilla
    z = stinker

    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

    a = head
    b = mouth
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = tush
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    I = lips
    j = honker
    k = butt
    l = brain
    m = tushie
    n = chunks
    o = hiney
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = buns
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = kisser
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = brains
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, John Howard’s new name is Cheeseball Bubblehead and Simon Crean’s is Pinky Gizzardhead.

    And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
    -- Robert Heinlein
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  2. 3rd June 2003, 01:22 PM #2
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    Buttercup Bananasniffer

    Can I change to ... Stinky Hamsterbreath? it suits my personality.
    Now proudly sponsored by Binford Tools. Be sure to check out the Binford 6100 - available now at any good tool retailer.
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  3. 3rd June 2003, 07:53 PM #3
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    Hello from Zippy Girdlebuns!!
    Last edited by DanP; 4th June 2003 at 12:22 AM.
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  4. 3rd June 2003, 09:27 PM #4
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    Loopy Gizzardsquirt logging on.
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    Boobie Girdlemouth speaking.
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    poopsie cootiebrain

    hmm, anyone wanna trade?
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    The name's Appletush......................Zippy Appletush
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    Loopy Girdletush signing in
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  9. 4th June 2003, 01:21 AM #9
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    hello from Tulefel girdlebuns
    What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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  10. 4th June 2003, 09:19 AM #10
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    Dean, are we related??? I'm cheesball cootiebrain
    If we learn by our mistakes, I have had a wonderful education!
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    Crusty Hamsterlips, the kissing bandit!
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  12. 4th June 2003, 10:12 AM #12
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    hehe Crusty Hamsterlips... thats a nasty one...

    All the Cootiebrains must unite to defeat the evil hamsterlips!
    Hehe just kidding.
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    Dinky Applebrains (seesh)
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  14. 4th June 2003, 10:53 AM #14
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    My friends Crusty Toiletbrush, Zippy girdleloins and I would like to know just what you people find so amusing!!!!:confused: :confused: :confused:
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    Stoppers (Loopy Bubblesniffer),

    I was thinking the same about yours
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