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3rd October 2006, 09:21 PM #1
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Bono
This has probably been on here before but what the hell.
Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone in a deep
solemn voice...
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A Glasgow voice from near the front pierces the silence...
"Well, f***ing stop it then!"If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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4th October 2006, 09:33 AM #2
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Actually hadn't heard that one before.Cheerio.
Shannon
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4th October 2006, 01:10 PM #3
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Nah me neither
Dave,
hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.
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