An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray
had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on
sale one day, he buys them, and wears them home walking proudly. He
walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different
about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks

back into the room completely naked except the cowboy boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN,
BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda
bought a hat."