



View Poll Results: How much claret do you spill in the shed?
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I don't drink in the shed
5 17.86% -
I refuse to answer another question based on sheds
1 3.57% -
Only a wee drop
16 57.14% -
Enough that I have invented a jig to apply my own band-aids
3 10.71% -
So much that I have my own blood bank in the shed in case I need a transfusion
2 7.14% -
Wot claret? I don't have any left. My tools are demon possessed and I sacrifice a young virgin.
1 3.57%
Thread: How much claret do you spill?
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26th September 2005, 07:29 PM #1
How much claret do you spill?
G'day,
Well I was down in the shed today busy knocking up a dust chute from metal sheeting for my jointer and once again managed to loose some blood - it's an almost daily occurance.
So there's now a bit of blood on the dust chute and a bit here and there on my bench. It's nothing unusual I guess. So I thought I'd put up a poll to see what you lot loose.
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26th September 2005, 09:12 PM #2
Originally Posted by Waldo
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26th September 2005, 09:59 PM #3
I was at work today and felt something in my arm. Closer inpection revealed a 20mm long cherry splitter. I was working with the cherry on Saturday (now monday). Hardly even notice anymore.
A couple of weeks before that I was drilling through a wall to get a cable into the house. The studs are 50 year old hardwood, so the going was pretty tough. Once the hole was through I carlessly dropped the drill on the floor only to back into it and poke a very hot drill bit into my calf. The scar looks alot like a bullet wound.
By far the worst bit was that my wife saw the whole thing.Specializing in O positive timber stains
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26th September 2005, 10:17 PM #4
I often spray claret, or merlot, or shiraz over the keyboard when reading these threads.
Oh, you meant blood.
Only when I stray from the true faith and dabble with the demon, steel. then it's on for young and old.Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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27th September 2005, 01:11 AM #5
Hardly ever spill a drop, it's too valuable and you lose too much time and money. In sixteen years I've needed stitches once (three of) and probably lost about half a cup of blood in total. Mind you I've had to give first aid to some pretty horrific injuries, it's amazing how much of the red stuff people contain (and seem to be able to splash around without quite dying :eek: )
Mick"If you need a machine today and don't buy it,
tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."
- Henry Ford 1938
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27th September 2005, 01:55 AM #6
Not much
I thought I spilt some yesterday but it evaporated before I could be sure
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Russell
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27th September 2005, 09:27 AM #7
61 and cursed with tissue paper skin on the back of my hands, I've only got to bump something to make the claret flow.
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27th September 2005, 11:28 AM #8
Way too much. I am "accident prone", despite all care. For example, I had a little bit of a vivid dream Thursday night, the resulting gash needed 4 stiches. If that is my form when alseep, perhaps you might understand my reluctance to bring electron burners into my work.
What I hate is nailing in difficult spots and hitting my thumb in the same spot over and over. Maybe I'm just thick. ????
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27th September 2005, 11:35 AM #9
Originally Posted by Clinton1
Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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27th September 2005, 12:03 PM #10
Probably start hitting my head then
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27th September 2005, 05:15 PM #11
Originally Posted by Clinton1
Peter.
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27th September 2005, 06:56 PM #12
Yes Peter, that would be using common sense. Sometimes Common sense deserts me. (or maybe it sees pain coming and just quietly sets me up for a fall???)
Trouble is that it happens at the renno stage of "stuff it, lets get her finished, full speed ahead and bodge it up later." Hit, oww, hit, hit, hit, oww....
Anyway, I have caused a hijack the thread. Sorry
I think there needs to be a "lots, 'cause I'm stoopid" option in the poll for me.
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27th September 2005, 07:51 PM #13
Pretty hard to injure yourself on a scrollsaw unless you put a heavy blade in and stick your finger straight on it.
Could be a different story when I dabble in 'proper' woodworking again soon, but hopefully all will go ok.Brett
Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday!
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27th September 2005, 08:08 PM #14
Originally Posted by Sturdee
No bloody fear, They are positively dangerous. I've only used one once, absolutley made a mess of my fingers. Hanging on to the nail to start it off, pull the trigger, and POW!Boring signature time again!
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28th September 2005, 09:52 AM #15
Originally Posted by outback
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