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Thread: Hunters
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25th August 2005, 07:16 AM #1
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Hunters
A couple of hunters are out shooting pigs when one of them suddenly falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other bloke whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services.
“My friend is dead! What can I do?” he asks the operator.
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Now just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot. The bloke comes back on the line.
He says: “OK, now what?"
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25th August 2005, 04:04 PM #2
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Goodun Geoff
Funny hunt.
Cheers.............Sean
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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26th August 2005, 12:27 AM #3
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Remind me to NEVER go shooting with Geoff. :eek:
Richard
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2nd September 2005, 10:51 PM #4
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haha i second that!!!
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