Horse Sauce

[Phil Spencer]

I started using horse sauce for the first time today on some boxes I am making, do I now have to learn a secret hand shake or something?

[jimbur]

I started using horse sauce for the first time today on some boxes I am making, do I now have to learn a secret hand shake or something?

you are now entitled to have horse-shoes nailed under your boots and have the right to whinny at fellow members.
Cheers,
Jim

[Manuka Jock]

Is horse sauce made from horse apples ?

[jimbur]

Is horse sauce made from horse apples ?

Nah, that's hors d'oeuvres

[Woodwould]

It contains a certain quantity of horse scones.

[Manuka Jock]

I'm not buying that I'm hanging on to my horse sense

[jimbur]

I'm not buying that I'm hanging on to my horse sense

The most powerful weapon in the horse whisperer's repertoire are the two words, "glue pot". It's amazing how it can rejuvenate the idlest nag.
Cheers,
Jim

[Woodwould]

There was a race horse some years back with the ultimate name of 'Glue'.

I'd like to propose the world wide adoption of "Horse scones!" as a replacement for the dreary expletive BS!

If you own a dog (or know where you can borrow one) and want hours of hilarity, place a few drops of horse sauce on a dogs back such that it can get a good smell of it, but can't quite reach it with its tongue. A very useful practice to remember if you ever want your garden rotavated or your carpets torn up.

[Phil Spencer]

If you own a dog (or know where you can borrow one) and want hours of hilarity, place a few drops of horse sauce on a dogs back such that it can get a good smell of it, but can't quite reach it with its tongue. A very useful practice to remember if you ever want your garden rotavated or your carpets torn up.

You are a cruel man WW

[Woodwould]

You are a cruel man WW

It was an accident... honest Guv!

[Bob38S]

Wasn't it Col Potter from MASH who referred to the scones as "Horse Hockey"?

Re the glue pot reference - I believe waving a PAL tin label in the vicinity of the nose also does wonders.

[jimbur]

Re the glue pot reference - I believe waving a PAL tin label in the vicinity of the nose also does wonders.

Friends had a horse called Meaty Bites. It didn't do any good though.

[Manuka Jock]

Re the glue pot reference - I believe waving a PAL tin label in the vicinity of the nose also does wonders.

Apparently that one does ok at the dog track too

[Blue-deviled]

I started using horse sauce for the first time today on some boxes I am making, do I now have to learn a secret hand shake or something?

Yes, but it is a bit sticky (and a secret).