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26th July 2010, 08:16 PM #1
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What a joke
Things have been very quiet on the joke front lately
with only one new one posted since 20th July.
Is everyone hibernating during the Winter and gone
cold on us.?
C'mon, we can do better than that.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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26th July 2010, 08:20 PM #2
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Is this some sort of joke.
Chris
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....................but it's better than the alternative.
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26th July 2010, 08:33 PM #3
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Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
Barman says:
What is this, some sort of a joke?
.... some old things are lovely
Warm still with the life of forgotten men who made them ........................D.H. Lawrence
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26th July 2010, 09:48 PM #4
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Even the Brass Monkies are calling for a fare out of here.
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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27th July 2010, 06:39 AM #5
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A grasshopper walks into a bar,
the barman says "hey we've got a drink named after you"
the grasshopper says " what?... a drink called Kevin"?
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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28th July 2010, 08:48 PM #6
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All three of them walked into the bar
Originally Posted by Scribbly Gum
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
Barman says:
What is this, some sort of a joke?
... you would think one of them would have noticed it.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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30th July 2010, 06:19 PM #7
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Alan walked into his local restaurant and asked the waiter "Do you serve shrimps" ?
The waiter replied,"sit down sir, we serve anyone"Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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30th July 2010, 06:21 PM #8
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Alan retorted, "I didn't come here to be insulted" and the waiter asked "where do you usually go"?
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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30th July 2010, 07:22 PM #9
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an irishman walked past a pub .... weeelll it could happen Originally Posted by Scribbly Gum
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
Barman says:
What is this, some sort of a joke?
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5th August 2010, 09:20 PM #10
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A white-ant walks into a bar
and says,
Is the Bar Tender here?Silence is golden and Duct tape is silver...
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