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8th November 2024, 11:32 PM #16
Tree more from Princess bride. A movie everyone should see at least once before they die.
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As you wish
He's been mostly dead all day.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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8th November 2024, 11:51 PM #17
This is Bob.
Bob has no arms.
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"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
......Not Bob
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9th November 2024, 08:19 AM #18
Your biggest supporter is a total stranger, your worst enemy is someone you know.
There is not plenty of time in life, only enough time, and almost no time at all.
We all have a ticket to the terminal, it’s just that some have the arrival time stamped on it.
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9th November 2024, 04:06 PM #19
A good friend will bail you out of Gaol
Your best friend will be in there with you saying...
"Man, what a rush!!!"
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14th November 2024, 10:06 AM #20
A couple or so from Winston Churchill
I may be drunk, Madam, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
"The British Constitution is mainly British common sense."
There's shipload more from him. Some funny, some thought provoking, some downright insulting, all worth a look.
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14th November 2024, 10:10 AM #21
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
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14th November 2024, 10:22 AM #22
From me, full of drugs, pain killers, bandages 'n' agony, to Pauline (wife), the morning after inadvertently setting fire to my legs hand and hair at work some 20+ years ago.
"Geez... I got really fired up yesterday, didn't I."
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14th November 2024, 11:22 AM #23
Both on our fridge:
Lifes short. Eat desert first.
For those who read music.
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14th November 2024, 08:51 PM #24Senior Member
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'There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.’ – Oscar Wilde
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14th November 2024, 09:43 PM #25
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Mark Twain
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17th November 2024, 11:38 PM #26
When I was 17 I was the stupid one... joined the army in the middle of a war.
My father was a mathematical genius he could add up and 10 columns and 30 lines of numbers in his head faster than you could do the first column on a calculator. and he was never wrong.
However being a genius doesn't make you wise.
nemo mortalium omnibus horis sapit
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