QUOTEABLE QUOTES & MORE a bit of fun

[Neil]

Tree more from Princess bride. A movie everyone should see at least once before they die.
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As you wish

He's been mostly dead all day.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Neil]

This is Bob.
Bob has no arms.

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"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
......Not Bob

[mic-d]

Your biggest supporter is a total stranger, your worst enemy is someone you know.

There is not plenty of time in life, only enough time, and almost no time at all.

We all have a ticket to the terminal, it’s just that some have the arrival time stamped on it.

[Neil]

A good friend will bail you out of Gaol
Your best friend will be in there with you saying...
"Man, what a rush!!!"

[Neil]

A couple or so from Winston Churchill

I may be drunk, Madam, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

"The British Constitution is mainly British common sense."

There's shipload more from him. Some funny, some thought provoking, some downright insulting, all worth a look.

[ubeaut]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

[ubeaut]

From me, full of drugs, pain killers, bandages 'n' agony, to Pauline (wife), the morning after inadvertently setting fire to my legs hand and hair at work some 20+ years ago.

"Geez... I got really fired up yesterday, didn't I."

Pauline (the real boss): "You're fired!"

[ubeaut]

Both on our fridge:

Lifes short. Eat desert first.

For those who read music.
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For those who
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[r3nov8or]

'There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.’ – Oscar Wilde

[mic-d]

When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Mark Twain

[Neil]

When I was 17 I was the stupid one... joined the army in the middle of a war.
My father, on the other hand, was a mathematical genius he could add up and 10 columns and 30 lines of numbers in his head faster than you could do the first column on a calculator. and he was never wrong.

However being a genius doesn't necessarily make you wise.

nemo mortalium omnibus horis sapit
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