You'Re an idiot! You've got two brains and they're both lonely!!:o:?
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You'Re an idiot! You've got two brains and they're both lonely!!:o:?
Doesn't it go 'If you had a brain, it would be lonely'?
No, it's "if you had another brain it would be lonely" or "if someone gave you a brain cell it would be lonely".
:)
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Can someone lend me a brain cell :?
this one was in a movie but i can't remember which.
if your brain was made of chocolate, there wouldn't be enough to fill one m&m.
Fell out of the 'stupid' tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
When the brains were handed out, you were hiding behind the door.
If your brains were dynamite it wouldn't lift your hat.
Your so lame you dont even have an imaginary friend!
'He was hit too often with a silly stick' - from former Victorian Premier, Jeff Kennet, if my memory serves me right.
So daft he couldn't get a job as a speed hump. :dunce:
Youve got 2 brains one is missing/lost and the other is out looking for it:2tsup::doh:
If you had another 1/2 a brain you'd be a half wit
Keeps making me chuckle. :rofl:Quote:
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But I don't where a hat. :blink:Quote:
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OK Tealady I fixed 's post up for you
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He's as thick as two bricks.....end on :D
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If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose. :)
One from the bush.
"He's got a kangaroo loose in the top paddock"
You must have two ***** cos you couldn't be that stupid playing with just one!!
(Somebody had to lower the tone.Sorry, Lady Grey)
Foghorn leghorn: About as sharp as a bowling ball
A woodie one.
"Not the sharpest tool in the shed."
A Pommie one:
Dim as a Toc-H lamp!
my dads one,
he's a sandwich short of a picnic
A pre-decimal one:
He's only 19 bob on the Quid!!:-:-
Decimalised:
He's only 95 cents in the $.:doh::doh:
The old classic.
If his head was a pumpkin, it wouldn't have seeds in it.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor