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I am really happy at the moment.
I recently paid $700 for a greyhound and whilst
walking it, it broke from the lead and ran under
a tram. It lost all four legs.
But he is a good trier and has now won three
"drag" races at Calder Raceway.
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
YOU to the Shed..... NOW
You have too much time on your hands.... :D:D these are getting worse:doh:
It's a transvestite? :?
Oh dear :doh:
:D
Was that the same dog that sat on a sheet of 80 grit sandpaper and went. "Ruff, ruff?"
Do you know what he called him? Mat.
No, sorry Cliff - he was called "Bill"Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
because when he was born he arrived at
the end of the month.
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
Chuck him in the pool & then you can call him Bob. :2tsup:
Cliff,
Or if he still had his legs, and he went down
on one knee to greet me, I could have called
him "Neil" (kneel).
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
Doesn't matter what you call him... he ain't gonna come a-running, anyway. :D
Hey Skew,Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
I entered him in the 100 metres in the last Olympics
in the walking event.
He was disqualified because he had a cold and his
nose was running.
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
Dose him with laxatives and take him to the Trots?
At least his feet wouldn't smell. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
Thats what his nose is for:q:UQuote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Geeze Gra..... think about it..... his nose was RUNNING what his feet normally would be doing..... struth. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Gra
Sit him in the pile of leaves under the oak tree and call him Russell.
Oh god they are getting worse........ I am sure this now belongs in the drivel category.
It is getting close to it now..... :p
You can put a shovel on his back & call him Doug.
Then take it off again & call him Douglas.
Allan thought he was a good watch dog 'cos he was covered with ticks. He thought he only had one eye and then he realized he was walking away from him. He named him Sausage 'cos he was halfbred. etc etc etc
You are right. I can't take it any more.:wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers