yesterday it was so long ago, aka the Shakespear thread

wrote just something about mylife

A HARD DAY AT THE OFFICE

There comes a time when in a simple mans life,,, that all he wants is to get a fair go in life yes yes that’s like a good thing to believe,,,, so he goes into the world to find a fair go…… it took him many places and many adventures too in his search for a fair go
Harder to find a fair go l now found l come with myself,,, how may l help
Much happiness his belief would bring with love and royalty inside the ring so it wasn’t a fair go after all,,, it was, to be happy that is the goal ever more

Yes why didn’t l see to be happy would be such a good goal for me
To find happiness you don’t have to look far it’s who you are

So he looked back at the road he came and said to himself

Enough enough you have crossed the line with my fair go
Or it may have been aloud
So now he waits to find out is a fair go harder to find than before.


AKA 1235813




arty

Here I am on the site
Most of the blokes dont give a shyte.
Trowel in hand dreaming about sand.
Is it good is it bad?
Will this load of sand make me sad?

Then Friday comes all too soon.
Im driving off, and being a hoon.
Tyres a screeching,
Hmm they havent sounded like that before.
Owh no its the long arm of the law.

Monday comes more to lay.
Now I have a freekin fine to pay.



Thank you..

Al :p

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Here I sit trowel in hand
On top of this pile of sand
Mixer going around and round
With a great grinding clunking sound

Boys are rushing to and fro
Pushing their wheel barrow
No one seems to notice I cant rhyme
Doesnt matter all the syme..

Thank you, youve been a great audience....


Al :p

There was an old man from Whittlesea,
He couldn't rhyme his poems you see,
He's not a bad bloke,
And likes a good....


that's enough from me ;)

And likes a good....
A good poem like me.

They are hard to find
The really, really good kind
That

good golly gosh with all this wit you would shakespear came here to sh@#

Strewth! I thought I was the piissed one!!!!!

Youse lot have had way too many drinks methinks cos yer poetree stinks.

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Originally Posted by Christopha

Youse lot have had way too many drinks methinks cos yer poetree stinks.

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we are extracting the urine, that's all :D

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Originally Posted by Christopha

Strewth! I thought I was the piissed one!!!!!

Youse lot have had way too many drinks methinks cos yer poetree stinks.

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So show us yours ow red centered one..
Come on, out with it.....

Al :p

There was a man from Whittlesea
Who got bitten on the bum by a wasp
When asked "did it hurt?"
He said "yes, it did,
But I'm bloody glad it wasn't a hornet.


Cheers............Sean, plaguarism is just phony-copying

Hey Scooter, youve been working in the paint department again havent you? :rolleyes: :D

Al :p

Just as a matter of interest:

Is it worth opening the original attachment?
Is it safe to open the original attachment?
Can I trust your advice on the original attachment?
Did I spell 'attachment' right?

Richard

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Originally Posted by Daddles

Just as a matter of interest:

Is it worth opening the original attachment?
Is it safe to open the original attachment?
Can I trust your advice on the original attachment?
Did I spell 'attachment' right?

Richard

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Attachment has been removed and placed in the post.

Al :)

so was it worth the wait do l have any taste did l do something wrong then l added a attchment was it to long as for the spelling l try my best
sorry l didn't pass the test


arty

No test.

The attachment had a worm that was picked up on Groggys computer.
I have added the contents to your original post.

Al :)

sorry to sound like a dick but what is a worm

arty

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Originally Posted by SPIRIT

sorry to sound like a dick but what is a worm

arty

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Its some sort of virus that attaches itself to files that are shared over the internet.
They spread from computer to computer via infected files, like yours.

Groggys virus detector picked it up.

Al

thanks for that did you also change the of the thread title aka bit l like it
do l have to do something about this wormy thing like find a friend to fix it

arty

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Originally Posted by SPIRIT

thanks for that did you also change the of the thread title aka bit l like it

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Yes.

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Originally Posted by SPIRIT

do l have to do something about this wormy thing like find a friend to fix it

arty

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You need to install a virus checker to kill all the bugs before they infect your computer.

Al :)

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

Yes.




You need to install a virus checker to kill all the bugs before they infect your computer.

Al :)

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thanks l will
liked the diddies

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Originally Posted by SPIRIT

wrote just something about mylife

A HARD DAY AT THE OFFICE

There comes a time when in a simple mans life,,, that all he wants is to get a fair go in life yes yes that’s like a good thing to believe,,,, so he goes into the world to find a fair go…… it took him many places and many adventures too in his search for a fair go
Harder to find a fair go l now found l come with myself,,, how may l help
Much happiness his belief would bring with love and royalty inside the ring so it wasn’t a fair go after all,,, it was, to be happy that is the goal ever more

Yes why didn’t l see to be happy would be such a good goal for me
To find happiness you don’t have to look far it’s who you are

So he looked back at the road he came and said to himself

Enough enough you have crossed the line with my fair go
Or it may have been aloud
So now he waits to find out is a fair go harder to find than before.

arty

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this looks a lot like the musings of a 59 y.o. who's retiring at the end of the week

I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.

Well it rhymes. :D

Cmon Mate do it properly, it's a classic.

"I Like Traffic Lights"

[VERSE 1]
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

[CHORUS 1]
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

[VERSE 2]
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
That is what I said.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

[CHORUS 2]
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
That is what he said.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

[VERSE 3]
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.

I like traffic lights,
...oh God...

l will say it once l will say it twice my boss is a dick

it was ment to be loyalty not royalty dam this dis..disl..dislegea.. disxeu
hell with l can't spell


arty