Top Secret. Re Australian Terror cell
Chuck,
as per mission briefing I traced and identified the "wrong number" caller who compromised the communications security on Air Force One on several occasions. He has changed his address several times, no doubt to throw us off his trail. I've not been able to successfully bug his residence as it has extensive RF sheilding in the form of Aluminum Foil. He also wears headgear that is foil shielded so unfortunately the mind scanning devices we traded Elvis to the Aliens for are of no use.
He uses two seperate covers/identities. One is as a bricklayer, the other as a secondhand store owner. There's not much bricklaying done, he mostly drives around in an armoured light truck (very fast, managed to give me the slip a few times) and as far as I can tell "collects" materials to sell in his store. I've got infra-red surveillance footage showing him removing hundreds of railway sleepers and fence posts under cover of darkness. This has caused untold damage as well as providng finance for his terror cell. The shop is obviously a front as well, I've visited (undercover) on several occasions and there's no real stock in the shop.
He has operatives leave messages out by his dumpster via an extremely clever variation on the "dead letter drop". Operatives pretend to defecate in his backyard but actually leave a message cannister inside a plastic "doggy doo". He observes via CCTV and pretends to chase the operative away whilst swearing profusely. The swearing is actually an extremely complex code which our cypher department is yet to crack.
Worst of all he has recruited a network of terrorrists via the internet. This group is mainly comprised of Australian middle aged men, although in recent times this network has also attracted both women and men, mostly Australians but with an ever growing number of members drawn from all over the globe. Messages are cleverly coded to appear to be innocuous woodworking related exchanges but their anti-Americanism cannot always be disguised.
We have strike teams poised and ready to terminate with extreme prejudice the most active members at a moments notice. I urge you to get the presidents approval to execute this operation. We've had one of our top agents compromised already. These people have some very sophisticated scanning technology at their disposal as they rebuffed all of X's friendly advances even though he told them his wife was a native. They have many planes at their disposal which are fully armed and ready for immediate deployment against US targets (code words "fettled" and "sharpened") we even believe some of these planes have nucleaur capability (code word "scary sharp"). We must move now! I have two Snipers with night vision scopes trained on this "Al" person right now, give me the executive order and I'll have him removed.
Agent XC3355769
