Lou the Ideas Man

Now listen Up;)

I reckon we should have a forum awards Night!!!!.................you know something to rival the grammeys, oscars n stuff like that!!!!

We could have a few for laughs like:

Best post involving foil!!!
Best Joke!!
Pest award!!
Most Horrid post of the year!! (Al half naked in foil comes to mind here!!)
etc etc etc

& we could also have a few serious ones for beginners intermediate and advanced woodworkers a like

Best Picture Post
Most inovative idea
Jig of the Year Award
Most popular thread
The people choice
etc etc etc

U Beaut could throw the winners an odd cap or tub a wax ................. n maybe can give an untouchables award were the winner can post anything censor free for the day!!!

What da U guys reckon.............................or am I just bored????

Lou
The Ideas Man :D:D:D

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n maybe can give an untouchables award were the winner can post anything censor free for the day!!!

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Pigs can fly? :D

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Originally Posted by NewLou

Now listen Up;)


What da U guys reckon.............................or am I just bored????

Lou
The Ideas Man :D:D:D

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Things must be quiet in Wagga tonight though not a bad idea though not sure how awards would be judged.

Albert

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Originally Posted by NewLou

Now listen Up;)

........Most Horrid post of the year!! (Al half naked in foil comes to mind here!!)

Lou
The Ideas Man :D:D:D

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Most of us had just about got that post out of our mind after many nightmares - now you have brought it all back - shame on you !!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

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Originally Posted by NewLou

What da U guys reckon............

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Is an interesting idea:cool:

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Originally Posted by NewLou

................or am I just bored????

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More than likely:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by

Pigs can fly?

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Apparently so.

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Originally Posted by NewLou

maybe can give an untouchables award

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Not content with him being an axe wielding mongrel :D you now want to crown him a neo Elliot Ness. :confused:


Peter.

...............We could even have a hall of fame:D

or frequent posters club :D

No seppos can join!!!!!


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We've already got a frequent posters club.


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.....................How Bout U-Beaut Credit Cards????

........or Dolls???

great idea lou :D, how about member with the most deleted posts( may have kept track?) best joke, worst joke ,most informative ,least informative,we know there is a typo award already so how about the funniest typo ect ect
sooo how do we vote? secretly? open ? other wise?

I think this should be moved to the Jokes section. :D

Good Idea Lou, how about this category - "Moderator of the year" ???????? :D :D :D :D I'll just duck now, I think I hear the swish of an axe on decent! :D :D :D

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Originally Posted by NewLou

.....................How Bout U-Beaut Credit Cards????

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And heres the piccy for your card.

Al :D

Al that was uncalled for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You've got me twice now, you bastard.
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Suffer......:D

Al :D

I think it's quite fetching. The silver brings out the highlights in your eyes.

Cor!
Nasty eh!http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif

can I sue for a new keyboard :eek: , just spilt my drink on this one!!! :mad:

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Originally Posted by

Pigs can fly? :D

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Of course they can.

They use the Police Helicopter :D :D

Al

You just need some yams, onions and tarragon and you'd be ready for a Papuan highlander's feast!

I just choked on my weeties...............
Now BB'ers know what to avoid at the Melb WWW :rolleyes:

You lot should really get a life, and get out more. :rolleyes:Take up a hobby, such as woodworking! ;)

No time, BB and all that :D :D
French polishing this afternoon though, does that count??

Strouth!!!!......................I've been Crook for a week!!!!

...................Now I'm sick to the stomach again!!!!

..................any votes for Al's pic as most horrendis pic post ever to land on the boards????

1 vote

Now I gotta put up with another dose a 2 weeks worth a foil based nightmares; a weird twitch and an aversion to anything starting with A

REgards CrookLou:eek:

Hey Doug, Quick!!! Post something, anything! -well, nearly anything....

:D

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Originally Posted by NewLou

...............We could even have a hall of fame:D

or frequent posters club :D

No seppos can join!!!!!


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Why? because the seppo frequent posters put your woodwork to shame? or were you bieng elitest just to show off how small your penis is? :eek: ;)

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Originally Posted by NewLou

Now I gotta put with another dose a 2 weeks worth a foil based nightmares; a weird twitch and an aversion to anything starting with A

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Lou, instead of fighting it, embrace the foil and join Al in wearing it. :D :D :D But as an apprentice it can't be the gold foil just plain abd show us a pic please.


Peter.

Resistance is futile!!!.

Feel the foil, (no not mine you dirty minded lot), feel your own.

Al :D

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Originally Posted by ryanarcher

Why? because the seppo frequent posters put your woodwork to shame? or were you bieng elitest just to show off how small your penis is? :eek: ;)

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No!.............because they'd already be either/or somewhere else at another forum:p:p:p

.................and for the record outside the odd 'in joke' I dont care who posts here when; what time, what color, what corner of the planet!!!!! I enjoy all contrabutions!!!

AS far as the well maintained and muchly desired never regions below my waist I'll worry about such comments when we start swapping christmas cards!!!!.................

But hey what could ya expect from a west coast eagles fan...............heres one Just for you:


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REspectful regards Lou:p:p:p

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Originally Posted by Sturdee

Lou, instead of fighting it, embrace the foil and join Al in wearing it. :D :D :D But as an apprentice it can't be the gold foil just plain abd show us a pic please.


Peter.

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OMG:eek::eek::eek:

....................I think Sturdee's just come outta the closet!!!!!

.....................Oh NOooooo I think I've just exposed a secret foil wearing society!!!!!

I must still have a fever!!!!!! I'm going back to bed:confused::confused::confused:

Crooker Lou:D:D:D

Gidday:)

Well after a disappointing start to my ideas Mill for the Forum how bout this one:

We have a section in the Forum called 'WORKSHOP' to chew the fat over ogle at and indulge ourselves on Shop setups, storage solutions, Dust extraction lighting electrical hookup tips grog fridge location etc etc etc!

N we have a worksop of the year award the Trophy being a mounted replica of Rockers Broken reightvelt mitre Joint!!!:)

This ones gotta be a winner!!!!

REgards Lou:D:D:D

Ok

Now this ones got to be a goer.................Lets get together and create a "SHOW" for the Woodworking Channel.

Neil could do demos of his U - Beaut products n finishing tips:)
Darth Cohen could do a take on sharpening and handtool restoration:):)
Sturdy could be dragged out of retirement and do Jig Demos n How To's:):)
Al could provide brief shock value n comic relief (In foil of course)
etc
etc
etc

HEy!....................It can be called the U-Beaut Channel. Cost cut by getting TV production students from UNI to produce the Pilot!

Fellas this ones a dead set Winner!! Who wants to be famous???

Oh yeah of course would have to Host the Show!!! I can just see Boonie loosin his crown!!

I must be gettin really board :o

REgards Lou:D:D:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by echnidna

Of course they can.

They use the Police Helicopter :D :D

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Also known as the "Pork Chopper"