Two parrots were sitting on a perch......
One parrot said "I think I can smell fish"
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Two parrots were sitting on a perch......
One parrot said "I think I can smell fish"
Man I'm gettin old - took me ages to get that :)
It is a good thing that the Perch was not a Blind Mullet:o
Hope the perch is sturdy or they may snapper
If they snapper they'll end up with flatheads!
Not even gonna try to compete with you guys :U
If they snapper the'll need to be careful not to flounder....
Maybe they smelt fish!
or just hooked on bait
Now listen here you guys - just how many parrot/fish jokes/puns are there in this world????
(jealous one speaks, the guy who can never remember the punch line)
How long is piece of string or have look at the following for starters:devilred: :o Fish Puns – PunpediaA large collection of Fish JokesFishing Jokes and One-Liners | Drowning WormsFish Jokes - Animal Jokes
Ha ha, Grover you've given the game away :) :) :) They're all trawling through Google
(Hey, I made a pun! can go to bed now)
If they flounder, they might have to scale it back a bit:D
or go for a roe
Gotcha, hook, line and sinker on that one.
Hope they don't pike out
But they might make the Salmon run.
You blokes are having a whale of a time with this thread.
Alan...
"You blokes are having a whale of a time with this thread." and that is no Fluke that this is happening.
I wonder if this can be turned into a Podcast
Only for the right porpoise.Quote:
Originally Posted by rwbuild
Do I need to be the trumpeter to get the mods to close this down?
Hi I would have thought that they would have declared a bit fishy before now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carry Pine
Regards
No bite on that bait, throw in some more burely
The sole subject of this thread was about parrots. You blokes are out of line.
CP
I just read the joke to my wife and daughter.....they couldn't get it at all. I had to explain it. Then they commented that it was a dumb joke.
So I then told them about the two sailors scrubbing the deck. One said"Where's the soap." The other replied "Yeh"
Thy reckoned that was just as dumb
Spooled by a Perch
You blokes need to get reel. I won't be lured into this chat.
they're just spinning you a line anyway CPQuote:
Originally Posted by Carry Pine
looks like a few have been caught in this fish trap
Correct!! And they are breaming over with comments.Quote:
Originally Posted by rwbuild
Should we scale it back a bit I wonder.
I thought I could tailor my comments but it's not possible. I'll have to pike on this one.
Cp
Is that a Forward Pike or a Backward Pike with or without a single or double somersault?
If it is, he might end up being skewered on a Marlin spike
My wife still doesn't get the perch part and she can't understand why I'm laughing.
We haven't had this good of a drivel in a long time.
Wiping away tears now :)
Needed that laugh this morning, thanks guys.
I told you the mods would cut this short. There is going to be a bullrout!
Or just another Red Herring
with a mullet haircut