Why.... why.... why..... Lance??
Its one thing to be a serial cheat and still create one of the all time great sporting legends. Its one thing to do amazing work in raising awareness of cancer treatment and the lifelong possibilities for survivors. It is one thing to create a personal brand that is identifiable by almost everyone in the English speaking world. But to trash it all by confessing on Oprah.. good god man what were you thinking? Why not just a nice quiet press conference on the lawn of the White House? or a photo op with starving orphans in Africa? Oprah?? Oprah?!?..... [shakes head turns and mumbles incoherently, wanders into murky sunset]