OK, where's Not Ralph today, maybe he/she hasn't finished the housework yet? :confused:
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OK, where's Not Ralph today, maybe he/she hasn't finished the housework yet? :confused:
Jackiew where are you???? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :)
I'm confused as to who it is now since Al threw in the possibility of NotRalph being a female. :confused:
And now Jackview! A very good possibility.
Whoever it is though is good and I enjoy her/his posts.
not guilty ... you'll have to pick on someone else.
Aaah, but isn't that exactly what NotRalph would say to protect his/her identity? ;) Obviously the only people we could trust not to be NotRalph are those who claim to be him. So I'm going to come clean, it's me, I'm NotRalph! Therefore I'm not NotRalph, except for when I am, in order not to be. Oh dear, what an existential muddle I've landed myself in.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackiew
Mick, no, NotRalph, no, Mick, No, Not Ralph, No, Mick Descartes :confused:
Yooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooo , how about getting back to the real world and doing some woodwork rather than spin up a heap of er crap! LMAO!
That wacky weed definately destroyed the last brain cells you had.
Silly buggers.
:D
Umm, this is the "Nothing At All To Do With Woodwork" forum Joe. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by gatiep
Hey Craig I realise that but just thought if you guys channelled the energy into woodworking....just imagine the fantastic work you'll produce, or maybe channel it into family and getting hundreds of jobs and degrees....like SA .........! Lol....you'll all end up with 7 kids and lots of space for your tools...............like said person, I think he stores his 52,699,341,699.5 bits of machinery in his large...............whats the part of anatomy that houses the teeth? Ah you know what I mean.
All with tongue in cheek mate! Just a bit of fun, although my sense of humour is a bit different to most.
Enjoy.
:D
NotRalph is who NotRalph is. His, I mean her identity is safe. None of you have even come close to revealing her, whoops I mean his identity yet ;) But keep guessing...! :confused:
Yeah I knew that. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by gatiep
'Tis no problem.
Cheers
Craig
Yeah, well you moderators would say that wouldn't you. :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Shane Watson
Yep, but 'tis true. :D :D
Well if NotRalph IS a girl, the only two females that are regular posters on here are Jackiew and Gemi-babe.
Jackie reckons that it isn't her.
So....
Its got to be !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by craigb
Al :confused:
Are you calling him a girl, Al? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by ozwinner
Mick
To paraphrase a song from the 60's "It ain't me Babe".
I have enough to do keeping an eye on you lot. ;)
in drag, the mind boggles....................gays would suddenly become attractive :(
That statement ......... it should be so easy to respond to but there are so many angles to it I don't know where to start - probably cleaning the spluttered coffee off my desk would be a good start.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain
Are you lot talking about The Terrific Transvestite Turner from Tooradin, The Admirable Adminstrator, The Magnificent Moderator? ;)Gee, I hope not.
Well that's the first part of it , the second part being Iain finding gays suddenly attractive.
Not my scene but I am sure with a bit of makeup and a blond wig, high heels etc you could easily pass for an attractive young lady. :eek: :eek:
Perhaps I misread Iain's quote and I would like others to correct me if my interpretation requires tuning. Does he mean that he is seeking attractive gays in hurry?
If this is correct, then don't waste your time seeking me because I'm not gay and Meg only lets me share my passion for her and my tools. :D :D :D
A bearded lady? Most unattractive methinks. :D
No Sweeties, thats not what I meant, I meant the thought of in drag would make gays look attractive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
Meg is safe, I am not trying to seduce you although your tools are attractive :D :D :D