Eddie was asked ;
What do you call a Deer with no Eyes ?
No Eye Deer ( No Idea )
This was on the TV tonight.
Got to send this one to the Grandsons.
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Eddie was asked ;
What do you call a Deer with no Eyes ?
No Eye Deer ( No Idea )
This was on the TV tonight.
Got to send this one to the Grandsons.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no eye deer.
There is also a 3rd Q in the series but it would have to be posted in the orange room. :D
sad
Q. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A. A Doyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a deer with no legs and is caught in a river?
Bob
A man with one eye, no arms and one leg stood at the door of the bus and asked the driver if he could have a ride.
"Aye. You look pretty 'armless. Hop on."
What do you call a deaf deer?
Nothing. It's not going to come when you call anyway.
What do you call a one-legged woman?
Ilene. boom boom.
What do you call a one-legged Japanese woman?
Irene. tish boom.:)
ooh ooh I forgot, what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
what do you call a deer with a glass eye?
new eye deer
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh.
(works better in spoken form)
What is Winnie the Pooh's middle name?
the
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Useless.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?
Still no flaming idea.
I went to the butcher to buy some venison for dinner, but it was too dear.
Deer God!! Make it stop!!! :U
Actually it'sQuote:
Originally Posted by Geoff Dean
"ther"
No, actually it is "the".Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Winnie-the-Pooh - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Where would you find a deer with no legs?
Right where you left it.
GeoffQuote:
Originally Posted by Geoff Dean
Sorry
I've had to read the books to my children, too many times :doh:
Attached are the first 2 pages of our Winnie-the-Pooh stories
sorry the first is upside down but that's the only way I could get it on my scanner
Attachment 180061
The relevant bit in any event is on the second page. :q
"Winnie-ther-Pooh"
I rest my case
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
This is what I love about the internet. Go looking on a wood working site for a pick-me-up as a a bicycle deal I was chasing fell through, and I learn something wholly useless and trivial but still new and cool about a ficticious bear. Just what I needed :2tsup:
Thanks - pick-me-up achieved :D
Cheers,
Dave
What do you call a deer that is found under a car?
Jack