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> Subject: Alternative Citizenship questions
>
> these would be great
>
> LANGUAGE
>
> 1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin,
> of the term 'died in the ????'?
>
> 2. What is a mole?
>
> 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
>
> 4. Explain the following passage: 'In the arvo last Chrissy the relos
> rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a
> Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies,
> bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block
> after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.'
>
> CUSTOMS
>
> 1. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If
> they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and
> Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between
> flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
>
> 2. Complete the following sentences: a) 'If the van's rockin' don't
> bother ... b) You're going home in the back of a ... c) Fair suck of the ...
>
> 3. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
> 4. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
>
> 5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard
> 'up on blocks'? Is his name Keith and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
>
> FOOD
>
> 1. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage,
> curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow
> mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
>
> 2. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
>
> 3. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
>
> 4. Do you have an Aunty Myrna who is famous for her tuna mornay and
> other dishes involving a can of cream of celery soup?
>
> 5. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop
> and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been
> nicked from a bath full of ice?
>
> 6. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other
> people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
>
> 7. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required
> by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
>
> CULTURE
>
>
>
> 1. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an
> Esky or Ugg boots?
>
> 2. Is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'?
>
> 3. Who would you like to crack on to?
>
> 4. Who is the most Australian: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue'
> Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
>
> 5. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer
> or have a pool?
>
> 6. Would you love to have a beer with Duncan?
