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Something easy and a bit of fun.
- Read the quote(s)... enjoy, laugh, be shocked, saddened, uplifted, etc.
- Then post an new one.
- Can be of your own making, famous quote, from a T-Shirt or sign, who cares.
- Can be funny, inspirational, uplifting, sad, grose, whatever you want.
- Just keep it clean
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I'll go first. Feel free to follow up with more.
FROM MY FAVORITE T-SHIRT
EAT WELL
STAY FIT
DIE ANYWAY
:o
FROM MY 2ND FAVORITE T-SHIRT
I AM NOT
IGNORING YOU
I'M JUST NOT
LISTENING
FROM A T-SHIRT NOW GONE TO GOD
I NEVER DREAMED
THAT ONE DAY
I'D BECOME A
GRUMPY
OLD MAN
BUT HERE I AM
KILLING IT!
Feel free to follow up with your own.
FROM ANOTHER T-SHIRT (not mine but clever)
THE DEVIL
SAW ME
WITH MY
HEAD DOWN
AND
THOUGHT
HE'D WON
UNTIL I SAID
AMEN
Growing old is mandatory... Growing up isn't.
Help! I'm a 21 year old trapped in a 75 year old body. :C
C'mon folks don't be scared, have a go! :scareboo:
Clever reply to "Go to Hell"
I can't go to Hell.
The devil still has a
restraining order against me.
:firedevil:
Bit of blatant advertising... Sorry, just couldn't help myself.
From About Us page on our U-Beaut Polishes shop
https://shop.ubeaut.com.au/wp-conten.../HOMEGREEN.jpg
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.
Don't take life to seriously
Nobody gets out of it alive anyway
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go
I keep on singing all day long
I owe, I owe, I owe, I owe....
Using all these bullets at once :)
The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
Life is pain princess, anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something. Princess Bride
Everything ends badly, that's why it ends. Name that movie
Murphy was an optimist