The Deer.

Eddie was asked ;

What do you call a Deer with no Eyes ?

No Eye Deer ( No Idea )

This was on the TV tonight.

Got to send this one to the Grandsons.

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

Still no eye deer.

There is also a 3rd Q in the series but it would have to be posted in the orange room. :D

sad

Q. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A. A Doyouthinkhesaurus.

What do you call a deer with no legs and is caught in a river?

Bob

A man with one eye, no arms and one leg stood at the door of the bus and asked the driver if he could have a ride.

"Aye. You look pretty 'armless. Hop on."

What do you call a deaf deer?

Nothing. It's not going to come when you call anyway.

What do you call a one-legged woman?
Ilene. boom boom.

What do you call a one-legged Japanese woman?
Irene. tish boom.:)

ooh ooh I forgot, what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

what do you call a deer with a glass eye?

new eye deer

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh.

(works better in spoken form)

What is Winnie the Pooh's middle name?

the

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Useless.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?
Still no flaming idea.


I went to the butcher to buy some venison for dinner, but it was too dear.


Deer God!! Make it stop!!! :U