well, your butt pokes out as far :whistling:
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I was about to post
Rhode Island Red, hah, I'm a Rhodes Scholar!
But I did like the cross link joke :2tsup:
Try this one.........
1) What do you mean "don't use your mobile while driving"?
2) In the days of old when seat belts hadn't been invented.
It works fine as long as I don't drive further than the cord can reach. :cool:
Can I use this to 'phone the Doctor? I'm suffering from a severe case of sepia.
Ray
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..and this button..well..it makes the seat vibraa-a-a-a-ate..
...so I think I'll just give Chuck a call....
I should look smug! Nothing will ever be more advanced than this.
I thought that one would be difficult but as usual the worthy captions popped up anyway :).
Over to yoooouuuu..................
Woodwould!:U
Strewth... ya gotta be bloody quick... not even 6 & a half hours.... what happens if you have to duck out to do some work. :oo:
That was quick!
Do your best chaps!
"Roxanne, you don't have to put out the red light."
Nice dress.... shame about the model. :D