OK then my turn.
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OK then my turn.
Dog: "Who are you?"
Chicken: "I'm Florence the chicken! Who are you?"
Dog: I'm Gopher the Chicken Hound."
1) Look into my eyes.
2) Have you heard what's going on down there?
"The sky is falling.... really?"
"...and don't bother crossing the road... you'll never hear the end of it!" (Proffered by Mrs. Wood.)
Oh sorry Raelene, I just assumed your name was Sunday Roast, that's what the master calls you.
"Here's a tip, keep laying your eggs in the house, eventually the master will grow to love you too. Hehehe, stupid dawg."
So tell me again....how do you pee on a tree without falling over?
No eggs huh? Guess that means I only get 1 carton of milk.
I dyed my feathers so I look like the Prime Minister - What do you think?
"Why Not?"
"Well, because you're no pussy cat, and I'm certainly no owl. And besides, I don't have a boat."