Argh, the ever reliable swiss army knife. I Never go anywhere without one.
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Argh, the ever reliable swiss army knife. I Never go anywhere without one.
swiss cheese (holier than edam)
EDAM??? Dontcha mean EDEN, picnic ground of Adam and Eve
Nope,Edam...edam all up like Gouda another Dutch cheese
Gouda get some of that http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Pizza!
Pie
Tart
fish out of water
Ballerina in a WW shop
Bull in a china shop! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif.
(someone had to say it!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
Pickpocket in a nudist colony......
Tom
Jones
LOcker
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uppa youra dorters
buta papa
mama she says
"Shudduppa yourface!!!!"
gottanorespect!..
itsa niceaplace (U's BB)
hey shuduppa your face
mmmmmmmm done b4 http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif
oh well luigi the sailmaker says
[This message has been edited by fxst (edited 08 August 2002).]
"Wattsa the bestaway to stopathefish from smelling???"
"Cutta offa hisabloody noze!" https://www.ubeaut.biz/smileyaxe.gif
"I forgeta to menshun, isa Mickey The Fish."
That one was for Knuckles.
Knuckles where are you????
Mickey Finn ain't it? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif
as the little orientals say http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gifshark fin http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif soup velly good
Who Flung Dung http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif
It twas a Ry-Obie Kanobie (at his new "Ian" mitre saw)
After Makita all his shark fin soup
Den like a Jet, Oz-ito de-Walt fella wit a Hammer (100% wood) when he maker de steele bench.
He Felder over like a log!! I picker him up an say, Ubeat up mate, he finnish you fine.
Twaddle
fn CRAP!
very large scrap
Muhammad Ali (aka Cassius Clay then)vs Sonny Liston.......result no contest!
Rumble in the Jungle!!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
A bad case of "Bali Belly"
Belly Dancing
Beer Belly (sponsored by VB!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
Elle of a nice body https://www.ubeaut.biz/jawdrop.gif https://www.ubeaut.biz/jawdrop.gif
tell him he's dreamin!
Of a Genie
Of a Genie
Just a rubaway