Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

No worries Bushmiller. Skew and I had a good chuckle looking between the -2 thermometer and "Sundrenched beaches" line. It was perfect at that moment.

I'm in 'back to work after the holidays' mode and that always gives me a dry sense of humour. It's been unseasonably warm for us this winter too, but don't tell Skew that. If he knew it was supposed to be a solid -8 to -10 by now I think he would have grabbed a dozen migrating sheerwaters and flocked south with them.

Traces of heat? nah I just imported an Aussie :D.

"Don't step back Harry" on his first work experience

do these poles really need tomato stakes?

Hay Guv don't you think you should put your hard hat on in case I miss?

Common guys, how about
"Ron couldn't miss, a lot was _at stake_"

"OK, what you do is: Hit the stick with the sledgehammer as hard as you can...the metal thingy runs up the pole... and if it rings the bell at the top you win a prize!"

"...if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail... :D"

:whistling1:

(I'll probably get hammered for that :p)

Are you sure you drill for oil like this JimBob?

Tonight on myth busters : Somersaulting sledge hammer worker myth

"Tori will flick the bucket up, launching Jamie into the air, where he will summersault and then hammer in the stake that Adam is holding. Lets all hope we mapped out the trajectory correctly......."

Buffy's first job wasn't that glamourous

"These little ones are a piece of cake, but that big one in the middle was a bugger!"

On the bucket list.... a really big steak.

Take it away Bushmiller!

Thank you Skew's_Girl

See what you can make of old Hercules and friend......

Regards
Paul

Anastasia, enraged by the ban on animal skin clothing, decides to grow her own.

Puuuurrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Ahhh yesssss, that's the spot, now a little left.

I smell leopard... I hate leopard.


Cheers
Michael

Would I do that? Too right, get rid of the lion!

My predecease r made the mistake of wearing a Giraffe suit.

Kitty always got what she she wanted for dinner

Amazing restraint shown by forum members here. There was clearly the opportunity for a risque comment or two and there were at least three subtle allusions but nothing that would arouse the censor:D.

I was particularly taken by mic-d's "I smell leopard. I hate leopard." as that reflected a caption I might have posted myself. It would have run something like:

"When Hercules remembers he is part lion, his lady friend may want to consider changing her spots."

Incidentally, Hercules is real and apparantly is the largest living felid. He is a 410Kg Liger, the result of a cross between a male lion and female tiger. This particular mating produces exceptional hybrid vigour, but it seems not neccessarily the normally associated aggression:). To put his size into perspective a male lion would weigh around 250Kg and a tiger perhaps 300Kg.

I think in the end it was the girl's strange, to my mind, choice of clothing that alerted me to some possibilities here.

However in the end I thought Pugwash's "Anastasia, enraged by the ban on animal skin clothing, decides to grow her own." was priceless and sufficiently quirky to take out the top prize.

Your turn Pugwash.

Regards
Paul

I was going to say something about Ayla with her totem, but I worried it would alert readers to my girlish taste in books. Oh, did I say that out loud?:wink::)


Cheers
Michael

Michael

Now that rings a bell, I had forgotten about. I read a few of those books, but became all cave-beared out after the third one or was it the fourth:?. Canadian female author I think; Auel, or similar.

I seem to recall a large cat (prehistoric) which the heroine rode:cool:. I am going to have to be a little careful how I proceed from here, but from memory it was at least as big as Hercules and clearly we have a few girlie tastes in common:doh:. There I said it. However, I'm over it now though:D.

Regards
Paul

First book was ok, then downhill from there. By the third it was distinctly Mills and Boon-ish:roll:
I forgot she rode a cave lion. I think she rode a horse too

Cheers
Michael

Thanks Paul. And now for something completely different.
I have no idea whether this pic is real or not. Somehow I suspect it is.

Where did the ball boys go?

Regards
Paul

You've got to have plenty of balls for that.

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Originally Posted by A Duke

You've got to have plenty of balls for that.

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For some sports you need a ball........for others ........you need both

Most other countries were less than happy with the USA's choice of venue for the Davis Cup.

Players were particularly warned against tantrums involving smashing their racquets on the ground when their shots went wide.

Regards
Paul

Sponsors had originally hope to host a game of "Real Tennis," but that was quickly quoshed when they realised the court would exceed the take-off weight and it was not until the advent of the Boeing 747 in the late sixties that this could become a reality. However by that time, the public killjoy, WPHS, had put a stop to all sporting activities on the wings of aircraft unless they wore high vis clothing.

Regards
Paul

It's a little known fact that the term "ace" actually came from the days of wing tennis, when hardly anyone could return the serve.


cheers
Michael

Very poor wing tennis etiquette. Monoplane for singles, biplane for doubles.

Cheers
Michael

When tennis first took off!

After 15 years as a pilot Jimmy was surprised to hear of his appointment to the high court.

What a racquet.

"When tennis first took off!"

Some good ones there but for being short sweet and funny, I've got to give it too Tea lady.

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Originally Posted by pugwash

"....for being short sweet and funny, I've got to give it too Tea lady.

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Is she short? :?