Rosemary and Garlic
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Rosemary and Garlic
Christopha and red wine :eek: :D
Cheers :)
Reds always whine.
ps. What did the grape say when the elephant sat on him?
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Nothing, he just gave a little w(h)ine. :o
sorry
I'll go now, that's what comes from being around children all day. :D
How can you tell if there have been elephants in the fridge?
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Foot prints in the butter.
Q] What is the black between the elephant's toes ??
A] A slow native!! :D :D
just to change the line of thinking before it goes where I think it is heading and has to intervene for decency's sake.
Christmas.
:D
Grinners are Sinners
we are miserable sinners... ;)
Le Miserables.....................
..were Sinners?
Count
Les Miserables...saves the world.
(Good on ya Les)
Ernest saves Christmas
The Grinch who stole Christmas
Mink Stole for Christmas
Too hot for Oz
Wizard of
Zardoz...............
Sean Connery was in it if I remember
Count
Immortality sux (according to the people in that movie)
Yes Sean Connery was the one.
Highlander (covers immortality and sean connery :D )
xavier Hollander ;)
Scotch
Also known as "Cold Tea" in some 'circles'
Sean Connery also came from there, Scotland
Haggis!!
Howzat
Not out. Missing leg stump
Maaaaaaaaaarvellous
Marmalade
Jam
Lady Marmalade
(voulez vous coucher avec moi, c'est soi?)
Not with me obviously :eek: :eek:
crumpet (s)
strumpet
slattern
paradise
No Dice
Snake eyes............................
Double ones for those who said they lead a sheltered life. :p
Count
snake in the grass
pain in the class (work related joke) ;)
Piles of work
Phd Piled High and Deep
Pile of Sh..... oops
hmmm.... thinks......phd?? PHD??? PHD! ..... Camera (press here Dickhead).... yep...
camera
pi(l)e in the sky