"Put me back in the water creep."
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"Put me back in the water creep."
Aunt Bertha !!
After a quick rewrite, the Happy Feet Director picked a penguin
'E's not pinin'!
'E's passed on!
This parrot is no more!
He has ceased to be!
'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
Which one of you wants to bad mouth me?
Regards
Paul
This is what happens to those goldfish you flush.
This IS my happy face!
What?! No way it can't be Saturday already.
Sorry i'm late, Skew distracted me with little toy trains.
And the winner is: Tea lady!
Off to you M'lady o th'tea!
:D You are easily distracted! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl
:think: This one might have been the last photo on the roll.........
http://www.funny-potato.com/images/a...k-accident.jpg
Logged off
Duck!!!
Heads down and stop looking.
Roller coaster coming your way.
Regards
Paul
Ooer! I could make a LOT of pens out of....
Skew and Skew's girl are standing at the pearly gates.
Skew walks up to St. Peter and says "I appreciate the efficiency, but when the missus asked 'Is that Cedar?' and I said "I'd need a closer look." I didn't mean RIGHT THEN!
Shut up! We got a lot to do today. Just here will be fine!!
:DSkew's girls gets this one I reckon! Over to you! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl
Again?! WoHoo! I'm on fire!
Here we go ladies n gents
Woohoo! Cold!
Elephant says,
"I just know there's something good to eat up here."
Blonde says,
"I knew I should have worn trousers."
Brunette says,
"We'll think of something, just keep your legs together in the meantime."
Keeper says,
"I didn't even have this kind of trouble in the snake pit."
:rolleyes:
Regards
Paul
More!
Goose d By an elephant.
It is now apparent that Mr Mancini was inspired more by the way visitors walked out of the enclosure than by the baby elephant itself.
(And it's just occurred to me that
- Again?! ,
- WoHoo! I'm on fire!
and
- Here we go ladies n gents
Could all be captions as well!)<!-- google_ad_section_end -->
Ooooooow you are awful!........... but I like you!
What? No nuts?
I guess a baby elefant would be handy then.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by labr@
Now, that training's going well
And to think I complained that Pugwash's German Shepherd had a cold nose!
Y'know that feeling when you're at the bulk food store, in the candy isle, it all looks good but you can't take it all home. Having one of those moments.
I'm going to have to give this one to Cliff,
Take'er away Mr Rodgers.
:doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl
Rogers (surname) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Thanks SG.... I wonder how long this will last? :think:
Hopefully until AlexS gives us his caption!:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Where do you suppose the hot air vent is?
Cheers
Michael
I dunno! But it might go down like a lead balloon anyway! :q
It's even more impressive blown up.
Regards
Paul
I suppose it beats being under the thumb.
Regards
Paul
It's definitely not an advertisement for Berlei. They are only big in bras.
Regards
Paul
Are any of you chemists? Is that hydrogen sulphide I can smell?
Regards
paul
It was supposed to be a full moon balloon, but someone got their wires crossed
A balloon called flatulence
They all laughed until Harry hit the afterburner