Nearly Headless Nick waited for the opportune moment
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Nearly Headless Nick waited for the opportune moment
Mum always said that it wasn't ladylike to scratch in public.... with any luck, nobody will notice but if I don't do something soon, I'll just have to rip these frilly knickers off & go commando for the rest of the day.
What a Goose.
Brainless twit.
Elsie's comment that she might as well do it herself as she was surrounded by a bunch of useless dummies was, in retrospect, unwise.
Regards
Paul
Known in the office as the ice maiden, a kick in the butt for Elsie was really only the tip of the iceberg and any dummy could do it.
Regards
Paul
Eloise always wanted to get implants, but as she found out, plastic ones were more painful than she first thought.
OK. A Duke. Take it away.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
How about this
I told you the spare was flat
Look, here is your problem... these tyres are bald.
After I refuel, do you think the stewards will let me straight out again?
Regards'
Paul
Once I get the high speed reverse parking right, they'll give me my P plates.
Mate this is a no stopping zone, that's a $200 fine
"Look, you should be OK to drive it home. I'll follow you down the road and if you're not happy just pull over."
There were some good ones on the slicks, but the idea of the 2 time (well 2 days later) world champion trying to get his "p"s had me rotf.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
So take it away AlexS
Of course Sebastian Vettel's own excuse takes some beating: "it wasn't a big mistake"
OK, here you go.
Not my bike - I didn't leave it there!
If I run away nobody will know it was me
I reckon I can run faster than that piece of carp.
Oh no, not the splits on gravel at 130kph!!!
In your helmet no-one can hear you scream...
This is going to end in tears.
Now what size steps do we take when the motorcycle we have just parted company with decides to chase us down the road?
Regards
Paul
Who needs a bike? I'm a roadrunner! Beep!Beep!
CliffQuote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Is that the "tears" that come from your eyes or the "tears" that you get in your pants? Or maybe both in this case:2tsup:.
Regards
Paul
Yup. :D
I'm getting the Hell out of here before it catches fire.
Its all very well time slowing down. But ya just know. The slower it is the more painful. And then some bastard will run the tape backwards.:C
Go for it, Pugwash.Quote:
Who needs a bike? I'm a roadrunner! Beep!Beep!
OK Beep! Beep!
Anybody seen 2.2 children and a volvo?
Regards
Paul
I smell cat & it went this way.....
Call Jenny Craig
Use the cat door they said, doh :doh:
I told them when I was a pup they'd need a bigger, but did they listen, no
oh well will just have to go behind the lounge again!
This is obviously not a labra door.
That bl%%dy dachshund in the giraffe suit got through.
Nope! I still don't fit! :doh:
Interesting doorknocker you have there Pugwash.
Hey. I can't resist a good pun (or even a bad one come to that)Quote:
Originally Posted by labr@
Take it away Labr@