"Trust Me"
(soon as I hear that I start counting me fingers) :eek:
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"Trust Me"
(soon as I hear that I start counting me fingers) :eek:
Like a rat up a drain pipe ......
Straight as a dogs hind leg ..........
Got a head like an "A" Frame attic----dark and empty
"Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition"
(Samuel Pepys)
"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to."
(Mark Twain)
Overheard at a local field day about another cockies wife, 'she talks more than a pub parrot'.
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you cant make him think.
Regards Mike:rolleyes:
well im a big nirvana fan
so i like this one
' it finished with a bang like kurt cobains biography' hilltop hoods
"Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad'
"It is a man"s solemn duty to part a sucker from his money"
W.C. Fields
got another nirvana quote. this ones from the song 'something in the way'
'its ok to eat fish, coz they dont have any feelings.' haha classic
She's been hanging around that bloke like a dunny budgie around a #### - one of the blokes at work. :D
"Geez you guys! Do you think wood grows on trees?"
- A high school woodworking teacher who'd go off at an unfortunate student who asks for another piece of timber to fix up yet another mistake.
You can take a lady into the garden, but you can't lead a horticulture
Diplomacy is only important if the other party has the upper hand..
The man's a natural leader - people will follow him simply from a morbid curiosity as to what he may do next.
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian Smith
Dorothy Parker's immediate response when challenged to say something interesting about horticulture.