Story time with uncle Dave

asses! There were so many asses in tight shorts that the girls really didn't know where to cast their eyes...

And then, floating on a cloud, came the most splendid of visions. With long blonde hair flowing in the breeze, the tightest of tight shorts on the cutest of asses Warwick Cappa returned from obscurity (well, the Eastern suburbs of Sydney) to save our fair ladies from.......

...a fate worse than death. 'But' the ladies cried,' We do not wish to be saved. We want to be.......

well and truly cappad...

...and so it was. The now slighyly greying blond god of the AFL took the ladies into his arms, lifted them onto his fluffy cloud and wisked them away to...........

the make believe home, in the make believe world, of this make believe AFL player, and the poor young maidens soon became aware of this and cried out for...........................

....rescue from this silly place by a REAL MAN driving a HOLDEN UTE with the Bull bar, big mud flaps and.........

....wide chrome wheels,with huge nuts and....

with the mandatory great ugle mut in the back the will.............

...where the dog actually looked and smelled better than the driver and did not drink as much.......

red coona stuff, favoured by many of those residents of the south east states.........

.....but the dog, in true Ute-Dog fassion, did like childeren. They could be raw, roasted, or..........

57 big bad bearded, Harley riding Coffin Cheaters who didn't give a stuff if it was cab sav or vinegar,all they wanted was............

a boozeup and to win over the 2 maidens that are still hanging around the ute while................

.....the dog calculated which parts of the Coffin Cheaters would taste the best if he were to.......