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The Good Ship Venus, the abridged version, upon finishing this the crowd roared and shouted for a stirring rendition of any Max Bygraves hits.
With this the Hamsters picked up the nearest interstellar communicator to call Al who had a copy, they inserted their two 20 cent pieces and called.
Hello, this is Al's Craporium, can I help you, the Hmasters suddenly realised that they could neither speak or understand English and proceeded to...............
..run an old episode of the Simpsons...
"Can you tell me if a Mr sexual is in your shop?, first name Homer" Barts voice.
"Is there a Homersexual in the shop!" called Al to which a reply came....
..well there's a Biting Midge with a Happy Hammer and a Hairy Monkey , will they do instead ??? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
"No, I'm looking for a Homer Sexual" replied Al.
Upon realising what he had just said Al.....
blushed and thought of days gone by when he was himself a.........
foil doiley maker who .....
liked loiter around gay bars in his tu-tu and foily waiting for ...
a gay blade with a rapier wit and the ability to foil his way into.........
the past. Oh... the past... that lost lustre of youth where a foily was more than a hat but rather "special tobacco" to be had from the local craporium dealer for approx $15-20....
for a joint and $50 for a full bong. However this method of mind relaxation did not retract from the fact that the rip in the fabric of the universe has still not been repaired. Why is it left the way it is so any creature can jump in and out ?? Maybe some real good rip roaring rip repaire glue ( not to be sniffed) can............
be used as duck tape was tried but it only prevented ducks coming in and out.
A quick trip to Rolly Taskers to pick up some ripstop fabric proved fruitless as it was only suitable for.............
...subduing diaorreah...
but not on this BB...........
because it continues to flow like....
... the hamsters incessant chatter. Murgatoyd come here quickly and look at this .......