Singing...
A spoonful of insanity helps the batons go down...
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Singing...
A spoonful of insanity helps the batons go down...
Pig baiting.
which one of you is my Hubby?
The new terrorist tactic of confusing them with art.
Unbelievably, Cinderella decided this was just the right place to find her Prince Charming....:roll:
I liked Pugwash's peace riot:D
Off you go.
Thank you. OK. Have a go at this one.
mmmmm... bacon
hmm, kisses just like my sister
Frogs!.... I said "Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince."
Yuk. I prefer it cooked.
Regards
paul
At least he should know the difference between pig and a policeman when he grows up.
"Don't kiss that thing, Phoebe, you don't know where it has been!"
Enoch's illustrated guide to getting ahead. Start young and practise kissing the clean end first.
Had to read this twice before I realised that Phoebe was the pigs name.Quote:
Originally Posted by rotten_66
Your go Rotten!
Have a play until rotten arrives.
Bruce's foraging for fresh eggs terns nasty
What do you call a mountain climber who spends too long deciding where to put his foot next?
A Nest.
" Live from Network GULL, this hour fellow gulls save a human climber in a dramatic rescue off Dick Heads".
With his flock of trained seagulls, Dennis is intent on breaking the record for climbing the North Face.
Turn that $&@/$&! camera off mate or you'll end up in the drink too!
This brings giving someone the bird to an entirely different level.
Regards
Paul
Since Rotten hasn't turned up, I'm awarding the baton to Woodwould for the gull interview. You're it.
Goodness! Right, try this for size...
What am I going to do? I need to lift my leg!
Maybe this will will convince them to install guttering at long last...
While the rest of the family were getting ready for church, Fido planned a night on the tiles.
:rofl: I can't think of anything now.:doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
Say pees!
Rover was a bird dog.
All done? Some good ones there, but the ribbon goes to AlexS.
Thanks WW,
Have a go at this.
Mrs Lee has the right idea to deal with her unruly children.
She simply superglues them into the naughty corner!
Alice was pretty sure that no one noticed that she'd passed a little wind
They didn't be-leave me when I told them that was a hanging offence.
There's that dirty feet smell again. It's enough to knock you over!
Regards
Paul
Mary wondered why no one would talk to her, she forgot she'd left the repellatron turned on
Matrix unloaded.
Not everyone obeys the law of gravity.
Gone all quiet, so I'll pass the baton to Underfoot. There's something about the look on the girl's face that makes me think his comment may just be accurate.