Before you make Emu and stone soup, you've got to tenderise the bird
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Before you make Emu and stone soup, you've got to tenderise the bird
If you don't give me back my giraffe suit I'll kick your door down & take it.
Ernie the Emu in training for the annual "kick the dunny door in" comp
Ya gotta be wary o' Cass.
*groan* :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
During testing of the company's new bird and rat lime, Geoff demonstrated its tenacity with a Cassowary.
**ding dong**
Avon Calling...
extreme peek-a-boo
Looks like we're all done. I'm giving it to Skew for the wary of casso, wasn't sure whether to laugh or groan but twas clever. Points off to Nick for twice calling it an emu:doh::D
go Skew.
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Originally Posted by mic-d
I demand a judicial review
Oh ok, I know but was trying to keep a local flavour :q
I hope you mean local to Sydney:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
We have Cassowaries up here. :?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
I think he's clutching at straws. :rolleyes::DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
:- :doh:
Hurry up Skew, I'm getting embarrased :-
Maybe you should get a giraffe suit. :D
:rofl:
So it doesn't stall.
I was wondering why I had to take my giraffe suit off.... it was a trap!
Help!!! Save me I don't want to get wet.
Help, there's an emu splashing in the bath :D
Oh Dawg, if only I let them trim my toenails!
Fido's scores were well down ...due to his mistimed kickout from the closed pike somersault resulted in a incomplete entry
Fido's levitation training was coming along nicely......
Hey! Who put the piranha in my bath!!!
Groggy has it. Take it away Greg.
I know I'm too late, but...
No, really, I AM a Mogwai...
Super Cop.
If Pigs could fly we wouldn't have to give them squad cars.
Bernie's giraffe suit was at the cleaners so he had to borrow his wife's.
Swine flu
Thankfully Mr Mancini replied that he would never consider writing a theme for "The Pink Porker" and the whole project collapsed.
..unfortunately, while choosing a pic for the " need a caption thread"...Groggy accidently clicked on a picture that he'd prefer no one saw......:oo::D
Take it away Underfoot.
I'm.a little surprised there were no "pig in a blanket" quips though.
maybe if you gave us a little more time... Must have been a fly-by-night pig.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Groggy
Too late I know, but:
Alright, Superman, the fun's over. Now, what'd you do with my Bat-suit?!
(And thanks for covering for me, ! :2tsup:)
alrighty...what's going on here?
The first teleportation of a human goes badly. Workers tried to fulfill a request for "one last ciggie", but were unable to find anything resembling a mouth.
Remedial class for failed Kindergarten students.
Ron