He he...Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
Have a go pugwash.
Cheers,
Dave
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He he...Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
Have a go pugwash.
Cheers,
Dave
Woo Hoo! I haven't got one for ages.
Try this one....
Hmmm... It doesn't look like a cat. You sure it's a catfish?
I hope that's not a goldfish retriever.
Despite being dislexic, Nemo could recognise doG when he saw him.
Dog breath.
Fish breath.
Dog breath.
Fish breath.
Dog breath.
Fish breath.
and what are you looking at fishface
That's my reflection?
I'm a FISH!
I wonder if I can eat him before he eats me.
I lost a bone around here, have you seen it?
have you seen my giraffe suit?
Can you please get your feet out of the water. Wet dog smells worse than dry fish...
A lot of good ones, but I like this one.:U
Take it away Hugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
just one more I thought of...
Lassie! Lassie, my mate fell out of the well!
Here we go, Give this one a go.
"...and when it's full you just hang it on the bullbar for emergencies!"
"Betcha that's the last time they feed me hot chilli cruskits"
Bozo's inverted bidet didn't make it past the prototype stage.
who forgot the sorbent again!
Backyard blitz takes the water feature to the next level...
What was that old 'Confucius say' joke about having a crack up? :think:
Or was it a crack full.... :rolleyes:
I hate it when Dad babysits!
What? He was running hot, so obviously needs topping up!
That may be so! :hmm: But why's he doing it through the exhaust pipe? :doh: Maybe he's just hopeful? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Like a salt-shaker, y'know? Turn it upside down, pop the cork and... :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
OK, OK. How 'bout... :think:
"His nose was blocked and snotty, so I'm flushing out his system"?
remind me not to leave the kid with you! :rolleyes::DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
They just don't make things like they used to. :no: Back in my day, every young boy came with a hose included! And they were self-refilling. None of this having to refill them after only litre or two.
https://www.ubeaut.biz/oldman.gif
Take it away Alex.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
There were some really good ones and we finally got away from the giraffe suite.
T L I knew any Moms who competed would have something to say about male baby minding techniques.
Regards
:pQuote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
Crumbs, the crew here is too young to have heard of enemas.
Hey what was wrong with my giraffe suit picture??Quote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
Nothing, in fact it was so good it has been referred to in about all the threads since.Quote:
Originally Posted by rotten_66
Sorry folks, was away for a couple of days. Try this:
cant you wait till we get home:B
...quick before the mods.....too late
I hate it when these things go off! :C (said by the little girl. )
Can I sing "Pop goes the weasel?"
Bill Clinton always dreamed about being the future king of England. Having Monica invade his dreams was sometimes a bit of a surprise though.
They really should give more thought to the design of these inflatable codpieces...
:rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady