Bruce was wondering why the ironing board was on the otherside of the ridge
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Bruce was wondering why the ironing board was on the otherside of the ridge
Mary was pleased when Bruce got the local postie job! She thought his route was in the suburbs .
I'm not sure what it means Doc...but I keep having this recurring dream that I'm riding a motor bike down the trunk of a 2 kilometer high elephant :?
You take the low road,
and I'll take the high road,
And I'll get to heaven before yee,
Ron
Rob was marginally more competitive than his mate Joe at being a high flying iron man, though Joe somehow managed to live longer.
Where for art thou, Mic-d?
Just got here! :B
The award goes to Labr@...
I timed that badly! Welcome back though :2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
Oops...went to post this earlier and must have forgotten to hit the submit button :doh:.
Only used by a little old lady.
Heaven,s Devil.
There are Old Bikers and Bold Bikers but no Old Bold Bikers.
Hey Dad, look what followed me home, can I keep it?
The village bike? :hmm:
A rare photo of Daphne, founder member of Hell's Grannies.
I'm not certain about this one but it could have certain outrageous connotations - so over to you Tea Lady.Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
:D Lots of heart attacks in her "village" is all I'll say!:UQuote:
Originally Posted by labr@
Continuing the old lady theme! :D
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...CJULmL5Nq0OWz4
Once a ballerina always a ballerina.
"Drat! That IS a ladder in my stockings!"
:)
Damned wrinkly hands! Life was so much easier when I could write my notes on the backs of 'em...!
Well, Doc... Y'see, me son was helping me to remove my artificial leg. He gave an almighty heave... and that's when I realised... wrong leg!
I Always wished I was a foot taller...
When I find out who put the #$@&^%$ magnet into my shoe I'm going to give him what for.
...Dang....that's the third time this week..
Gladys pole danced, well, everywhere there was a pole
Oh damn! I have to read this timetable with my eyes!!!
No thank you I don't need a leg up, I can do it myself.
You put your right foot in,
you put your right foot out,
you put your right foot in and you shake it all about....
Sorry Cliff... you've just inspired me :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
You put your right foot up,
you put your right foot down,
you put your right foot up and you look like a clown...
The Lord is takin' my sole!
"If you want the bus to stop for you on this route, simply sticking your arm out won't do it!"
:DI like this one! :D Off you go Ozkaban!:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
Thanks!
I found a new website that photoshops pics of the morons in the London riots... here's one.
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...1&d=1312973381
https://www.woodworkforums.com/data:i...AASUVORK5CYII=
Nothing like a big snake to keep the pigs at bay.
I said bring a "pig sticker, not a big slitherer"
Ron
and just how is this gunna get us into the bank?
That's not a snake, this is a snake.
The new age battering ram
Adder hands do the devil's work :sly:
"Lads! I said let's go out for a STEAK!"