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28th July 2011, 09:57 PM
tea lady

You sure you're not a dachshund?
28th July 2011, 10:21 PM
Skew ChiDAMN!!

Zebra: "I shoulda listened to Mum and become a prey animal. But no... I had to train to be a chiropractor!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by

errr, your stoplights are faulty.

:rotfl:
28th July 2011, 10:22 PM
A Duke

Help a mouse!
28th July 2011, 10:25 PM
Cliff Rogers

Whose necksed?
28th July 2011, 10:30 PM
Sawdust Maker

Latest Parisian fashion, Zebra Stole
28th July 2011, 10:30 PM
Cliff Rogers

Head & shoulders above you, shame about the gap between my feet & the ground. :D
28th July 2011, 11:20 PM
pugwash

So this is where gerbera's come from!
28th July 2011, 11:20 PM
Ozkaban

Jack Russell pup finally catches up with that slippery dachshund.
28th July 2011, 11:30 PM
chrisb691

Drop Zebras are a problem in this part of Africa.
29th July 2011, 12:39 AM
tea lady

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisb691

Drop Zebras are a problem in this part of Africa.

:rofl:
29th July 2011, 01:45 PM
pugwash

Fashion tip No.24
Never wear stripes with spots.
29th July 2011, 02:06 PM
mic-d

A zebra crossing...

with a giraffe.
29th July 2011, 10:30 PM
Groggy

I hate twisting the heads off these long-necked bottles.
30th July 2011, 12:28 AM
labr@

No caption from me but I couldn't help thinking about what the 2 Ronnies might have said about this one. Possibly something like:

.....and in breaking news the firm that handles security at Crufts was extremely embarassed today when a chihuahua in pyjamas infiltrated the novelty costume event and attacked a dachsund in a giraffe suit. A spokesman said "An anonymous tip off turned out to be misinformation so all of our guards were mistakenly looking for a wolf in sheep's clothing".
30th July 2011, 09:14 AM
Claw Hama

Oh, oh, baby, I love you but I just don't think it's guna work.
30th July 2011, 10:59 AM
chrisb691

Quote:

Originally Posted by

errr, your stoplights are faulty.

Giving this one to ...off you go.
30th July 2011, 12:29 PM
A Duke

An extra thought.

Lions menu.
Starters Zebra
Main course Giraffe with dodgy stop lights
30th July 2011, 12:58 PM
tea lady

Quote:

Originally Posted by labr@

No caption from me but I couldn't help thinking about what the 2 Ronnies might have said about this one. Possibly something like:

.....and in breaking news the firm that handles security at Crufts was extremely embarassed today when a chihuahua in pyjamas infiltrated the novelty costume event and attacked a dachsund in a giraffe suit. A spokesman said "An anonymous tip off turned out to be misinformation so all of our guards were mistakenly looking for a wolf in sheep's clothing".

:D Very good!:cool:
30th July 2011, 03:08 PM
Cliff Rogers

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisb691

Giving this one to ...off you go.

I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag. :D
30th July 2011, 03:27 PM
chrisb691

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag. :D

:rotfl:
30th July 2011, 05:16 PM
tea lady

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag. :D

:rolleyes::p
30th July 2011, 06:41 PM
RETIRED

Quote:

I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag. :D

Nope.
30th July 2011, 07:41 PM
Ozkaban

In your best Bette Midler voice...

I can iron higher than an eagle
You are the starch beneath my wings
30th July 2011, 07:43 PM
Ozkaban

Just a quick question about the photo. Is the power cord going down the back of his pants???
30th July 2011, 08:39 PM
chrisb691

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozkaban

Just a quick question about the photo. Is the power cord going down the back of his pants???

Gas fired iron.
30th July 2011, 09:10 PM
A Duke

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozkaban

Just a quick question about the photo. Is the power cord going down the back of his pants???

Where else could he plug it in?
30th July 2011, 09:17 PM
Sawdust Maker

SWMBO commented that I should finish the ironing before I went base jumping :doh:
30th July 2011, 11:10 PM
RETIRED

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozkaban

Just a quick question about the photo. Is the power cord going down the back of his pants???

Pedal powered generator.:rolleyes:
30th July 2011, 11:12 PM
Groggy

The new reality TV show for couch spuds - Extreme Ironing.
31st July 2011, 12:49 AM
Claw Hama

If I was out there you'd have more issues than just green house gasses I can tell you.
31st July 2011, 06:41 AM
underfoot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag. :D

...annoyed at the presumption...tells Ozkaban to go and iron Cliff out...Ozkaban being hard of hearing.....
31st July 2011, 01:42 PM
tea lady

When it said on the box "iron man food!" this was not quite what I expected! :C
31st July 2011, 03:51 PM
rsser

First, iron your 'chute.

A crinkled shroud makes a bad impression.
31st July 2011, 04:29 PM
mic-d

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil Spencer

Dear Agony Uncle,
I've been a bit of a girl's blouse lately, worrying about the wife interrupting my kitchen projects and spending too much time folding and ironing fitted sheets. What shall I do?

Dear Phil, You could try spending more time in manly pursuits, for example, why don't you get out into nature, go bushwalking or mountain climbing. A change of scenery will do you good!

(With sincere apologies to Phil!:D:D)
31st July 2011, 05:51 PM
tea lady

Quote:

Originally Posted by mic-d

Dear Phil, You could try spending more time in manly pursuits, for example, why don't you get out into nature, go bushwalking or mountain climbing. A change of scenery will do you good!

(With sincere apologies to Phil!:D:D)

:rofl:
31st July 2011, 05:55 PM
RETIRED

Quote:

Originally Posted by rsser

First, iron your 'chute.

A crinkled shroud makes a bad impression.

Nice one Ern, but the winner is Mic-d.

Phil was who I had in mind when posting it.:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by mic-d

Dear Phil, You could try spending more time in manly pursuits, for example, why don't you get out into nature, go bushwalking or mountain climbing. A change of scenery will do you good!

(With sincere apologies to Phil!

Quote:

Originally Posted by mic-d

:D:D)
31st July 2011, 07:27 PM
mic-d

Thanks ,

Keeping on the daredevil theme...
31st July 2011, 08:23 PM
A Duke

You didn't think mountain bikes were for riding to school on did you?
31st July 2011, 08:53 PM
labr@

Is that a parachute he's wearing - or a backpack full of spare underware?
1st August 2011, 10:17 AM
tea lady

Bruce wished there was a more accessible laundromat in his area!

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