the "or" game

Yousoff Islam

Cat Stevens

or Stephens cat

Cat Stevens

identity crisis

or

atoning for earlier lifestyle excesses

in excess


hanging about


or

loitering

hanging about


wet clothes

or

hang glider

wet clothes

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Tee-Shirt Competition

or

Like a Shag

Like a shag.

On a rock or on the carpet?

on the carpet


nice and soft

or

somewhere else

Anywhere else


but here

or

there

butt here

over the knee
or
get off my chair

Get off my chair.

Money down the back or now a pile of splinters on the floor?

splinters on the floor


Kindling

or

lost broom

Kindling

Use lots of diesel
or
find a boy scout

Lots of Diesel

to keep warm
or
to entertain

keep warm


one dog


or


two

keep warm


wool blanket

or

Cherry Brandy