...not what they seem. However you could.....
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...not what they seem. However you could.....
always go somewhere private and ask them to......
show you their...........
scratching johnno's itch
which was right inthe middle of his back and on removing his shirt they saw a great big .....................
tatoo of a hunting scene with the dogs and the hunters in full flight and there disappearing into the crack of his bum was the foxes tail. "Well!" they exclaimed as one " We have never seen.............
...tug to see if it....
...a quick brush and comb and powder it for fleas. Then we can have a.......
How did Dear Doorstop get in before me? Quite upset my train of thought.
most flea ridden ferret that a person could dream of
nice cuppa tea and a........
What the???? Where did that bloody dennis Hill sneak in from?
Bloody cheek of the bloke! I'd have a word with the Admin department about him if I were you!
OOPS! get back to the topic Hilly!!!
..... and a "Bex Powder" and a good lie......
will keep the maidens guessing as to what Dennis was up too as he is a ..........................
senior who may have trouble getting anything up..
Gentlemen, please! Getting what up? Up to no good would be more like it! Up on a ladder?
Now back to our nubile young ladies, they were ladies were'nt they? I have trouble rembering the plot, I think I lost it years ago!
Thats it! we were going to have a cup of tea, a Bex, and lie in the recliner and....... watch the footy????? or was it play footsies???
Where did that plot go?