That reminds me of this little clanger concerning someone who is a little daft.
"He wouldn't know that a tractor was up him until the bank came to repossess it!"
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That reminds me of this little clanger concerning someone who is a little daft.
"He wouldn't know that a tractor was up him until the bank came to repossess it!"
Melbourne version, which I had forgotten until now:Quote:
Originally Posted by hovo
Wouldn't know a Melbourne tram was up him unless they rung the bell.
Lights are on but no ones home.
Half a bubble off plumb
Photographic memory with the lense cap on
As clever as Warnie
A coupla kangaroos short in the top paddock.
A coupla sandwiches short of a picnic
Mine are about the people I generally deal with:
"MUPPET" - Most useless police person ever trained.
"Negative tooth to IQ ratio".
"He/She is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot".
"Head like a smashed crab"
"Do Bears **** in the woods?"
"Suffering Ars3holes"
"It'll be ready in a Cubic Fortnight"
"Cork Head" (Usually in reference to eldest son! :D )
And my personal favourite
"I'll never forget old whats his name?"
And on a more serious note "What happened to Tankstand's old avatar?"
My Dad always said to me "suffer fools gladly"
he knew I couldn't :D
I spent a couple of days this week in Brisvegas. An expat Victorian taxi driver said "I'd be in more ***** than a Werribee duck".
Only funny to those who know about Werribee.
"The best part of him went on the sheets"
My Father in law describing a moron he met.
Sorry,
Lionel.
Its funny what expression you use and don't even realise.
Found myself use "laughing like a fat spider" again today.
I'm amazed at how many of these I haven't heard.
Richard
"Fits like a glove on a chicken's lip"
"would put a horn on a jelly fish"
"fugly"
"rough as guts"
and in moments of extreme anger (or pain) "f#%k me dead!"
Mick
:D :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
Ugly as a hat full of asreholes
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Originally Posted by The Big O
His mother should have settled for the HJ.
This is an english translation of one I heard
"Im that lucky that out of a hamper full of female body parts, I would pull out a penis."
Did I mention that it was also cleaned up just a bit.