"So tell the listeners why you think this will give you more protection then a couple of hot dog roles over your ears."
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"So tell the listeners why you think this will give you more protection then a couple of hot dog roles over your ears."
All winners :D.. but this one tickled..over to you OzQuote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
Have we had this one before? Seemed appropriate :D
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...1&d=1306230656
I put on my best shorts for Martha's cremation
Hah, Midnight oil and roof insulation just doesn't mix!
Now where did I leave my fiddle?
"Is it just me, or are these mints really hot?"
Little did Barry know that the ASP (Anti Smoking Police) had two operatives on the roof ready to take him out.
Joe was quite happy to rent out his attic to the two visiting aliens, although their jetpacks were a bit noisy.
Thought this one was cool... Over to you, Nick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Hmm
I liked TL's
but anyway for the fashionistas how about this?
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When he suggested she try the 'butterfly flick', Fred's girlfriend completely misunderstood what he wanted.
Appologies in advance for the geekiness of this response...
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Where m = money and t = taste
Seriously though, what is wrong with this girl? Mind you, some idiot paid $16,000 (I think) for that toilet lid she wore to the recent wedding...
Yeah, me too, but you squeaked home :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Cheers,
Dave
Another air head.
Butter(fly) head!
Kate decided the pretzel hat was more suitable for a wedding.
"Not quite there yet, try swapping the green and orange ones and we will have another look."
The closest she'll come to wearing a Monarch headdress
"See, what happened was, I bought this hat decorated with caterpillers....."
heh heh, like that play on words :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
Little did she suspect, when she naively slipped the freshly-cut flower behind her ear, that it was genetically enhanced...
So how do we calculate the effects of twenty five butterfly wings flapping? :hmm:
When Sharron went to the butterfly house she knew that white attrects them best, so she wahsed her best hat in New Whiter Brighter Omo!:doh:
My funny bone liked the Monarch headdress
so take it away mic-d :2tsup:
A special thanks to AlexS for broadening my education :o
:C Yeah! I don't think I'll google words I don't know from him anymore. :rolleyes::D although he could just mean THIS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Thanks. Righto, lets see what Alex does with this one:)
"What makes you think I tore the bean bag?"
We promise to ship your cat with that little extra TLC
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Pussy cat, Pussy Cat, where have you bean?
I've bean down to London postmarked to the Queen
Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, what did you there?
I struggled and struggled to come up for air
Fluffy...master of disguise...becomes a lamington...
in an attempt to surprise that pesky mouse
Hell! That's the last time I rub myself on the curtain first! :C
For sale. Cat with attractive features
spot kit for the progressive leopard?
is it poor form to caption your own pic?:):?
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Originally Posted by mic-d
Only if you give to gong to yourself :o- I think there's a rule about nepotism, somewhere
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Originally Posted by mic-d
Possibly not, but if you win there might be some questions!
Recycling Tip: Your unwanted cat makes excellent reusable packaging.
"You win this round Nikola Tesla."
Anti-static packaging, my asre!
what happens when you buy a cat on ebay
Puss got a packet of fleas for Christmas but couldn't unwrap them.