Oh sorry Raelene, I just assumed your name was Sunday Roast, that's what the master calls you.
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Oh sorry Raelene, I just assumed your name was Sunday Roast, that's what the master calls you.
"Here's a tip, keep laying your eggs in the house, eventually the master will grow to love you too. Hehehe, stupid dawg."
So tell me again....how do you pee on a tree without falling over?
No eggs huh? Guess that means I only get 1 carton of milk.
You had to be there. :think:Quote:
Originally Posted by labr@
.......and I've been there, believe me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
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Originally Posted by labr@
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Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
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Originally Posted by labr@
I dyed my feathers so I look like the Prime Minister - What do you think?
Dunno! You still smell like dinner to me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Groggy
"Why Not?"
"Well, because you're no pussy cat, and I'm certainly no owl. And besides, I don't have a boat."
well, your butt pokes out as far :whistling:Quote:
Originally Posted by Groggy
We have a winner.Quote:
Originally Posted by labr@
Cross thread promotion at its best.
Over to you Labrat,
Ron
I was about to post
Rhode Island Red, hah, I'm a Rhodes Scholar!
But I did like the cross link joke :2tsup:
Try this one.........
1) What do you mean "don't use your mobile while driving"?
2) In the days of old when seat belts hadn't been invented.
It works fine as long as I don't drive further than the cord can reach. :cool:
Can I use this to 'phone the Doctor? I'm suffering from a severe case of sepia.
Ray
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..and this button..well..it makes the seat vibraa-a-a-a-ate..
...so I think I'll just give Chuck a call....
I should look smug! Nothing will ever be more advanced than this.
I thought that one would be difficult but as usual the worthy captions popped up anyway :).
Over to yoooouuuu..................
Woodwould!:U
Strewth... ya gotta be bloody quick... not even 6 & a half hours.... what happens if you have to duck out to do some work. :oo:
That was quick!
Do your best chaps!
"Roxanne, you don't have to put out the red light."
Nice dress.... shame about the model. :D
Mutton dressed as lamb.
An American attempt to copy the gold Coast meter maids!
Doris wasn't sure that her visit to the discount plastic surgery emporium was worth the 5 bucks
...... so when Charles was talking to some plants, Camilla went on the prowl.
Ray
Tasmania may look ok on the map but when you uncover it a bit, you discover it's not a place you want to go.
When politics gets real: At the State of the Union Address, the US president simply showed this slide and walked out.
This is not what I had in mind when they advertised "INEXPENSIVE PLASTIC SURGERY TO MAKE YOU LOOK & FEEL DIFFERENT"
Sorry underfoot..I didn't see your's before I put this in
Your turn again Undie!
oops..been away..how about
The local fire brigade spokesman was enthusiastic but he didnt really have a lot going on upstairs...
The Army's latest urban camouflage
"I promise cheap housing and head protection for everyone if elected" says local candidate Mr Bill Mc Greeee-ecky-ecky-fertang-fertang-wump-feagal of the Silly Party.
I know you said you had a mobile home, but ............
Ray
And the world will end on May 22, no for real.
"I should have heeded Barbie's advice," said Ken, "and taken the BLUE pill."