Yet another Jeremy Clarkson DIY failure.
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Yet another Jeremy Clarkson DIY failure.
An example of something that's not "an accident waiting to happen"
Well at least the boat seems OK! :rolleyes:
The water police always get their man.
'told you the boat on top would make the steering wonky
Bloggs' attempt at an amphibious vehicle was right up the pole.
Jake really didn't believe the dinky trailer just for the boat motor would work
Oh no! I told the kid I'd have his meccano set back by sun down.:C
OK, Mic, have a turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
SDM's wonky steering came a close 2nd.
Didn't anybody notice how it managed to miss the beer in the eskies?
There's beer left in the eskies? They must be on the way TOO fishing not from. :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Thanks Cliff. My payment arrived all right this month then?:wink:
Here 'tis
No!!!
Bruce took a while to spot that Joyce had left him for the sexy male nurse she met in hospital!
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Bruce was just checking out whether Barbi had plastic surgery
Dolly was filled with love after Bruce took her to the abasiophilia chapter of Sexoholics Anonymous.
I'm not ashamed to say that I had to look abasiophilia up! :)
Ray
me too
What about the chap in the front left hand side
obviously bored with the whole show
Walt lets Savannah know that due to the the new Catholic edict, 'sins of the plastic', that it's all over...
Due to her over-indulgence in plastic surgery, Angelina Jolie's grandson had to take her to church in a wheelchair.
Alex it's all yours if you never mention that word again.:)
OK, I'll never say 'anonymous' again.
Go for it, folks.
The Stigs decendants
"OK, where is that newclear reactor you can't shutdown?"
The latest detail of Offensive Nappy Handlers undergo training.
Ned Kellies in space.
(abasiophilia? Aaaaaaah! I googled images. Get them out of my mind now please! :banghead: )(Although why there is a guy with a guitar in the middle of them I don't know! :hmm: )
New Parents undergo training for Wraping Their kids in Cotton Wool
Initial photos for the Abbey Road album just didn't quite seem right.
The taliban's suggestion for women in space? :C
Hi Ho Hi Ho to Roxby Downs we go..........
Winter uniform at the Crunchy Nut Cornflake Factory
The seven dwarves get into heavy metal mining
Hey mate pull me glove off will ya? I gotta go!
Steve was sure he'd be the only one to come as marshmallow man
A few good ones there, but this one had me laughing.
Go for it, Rotten.Quote:
Originally Posted by rotten_66
OK then my turn.
Dog: "Who are you?"
Chicken: "I'm Florence the chicken! Who are you?"
Dog: I'm Gopher the Chicken Hound."
1) Look into my eyes.
2) Have you heard what's going on down there?
"The sky is falling.... really?"
"...and don't bother crossing the road... you'll never hear the end of it!" (Proffered by Mrs. Wood.)