:D I was gonna say that! :p
Just don't take your eyes off them.
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Overheard in the supermarket.....
Look darling! Chocolate rabbits! Don't tell me it's January already!
Who left these on the mantlepiece for Santa?
Fantastic! I'm not usually allowed chocolate.
Here's a new one.
Tea Lady's convention.
How about a short spell before the next cup?
The Madge Simpson Fan Club keep their hairdos covered in case of a storm.
Ray
At the inaugural meeting of the CWA's road safety action group....Beryl has a great idea for emergency lane changing markers
"Amerawdwr, your eye-of-newt and ear-of-frog elixir is simply delicious!"
The Ladies Sobriety League. A cunning 'anti-add' by the moonshiners.
(With inspiration from this still from a 1925 prohibition spoof)
The orderly queue for parts in Macbeth
That's my wife's mah jong group!
Myfanwy forgot to bring cake on her turn AGAIN!
Mabel was thinking that the protest against the ban on gin at her local CWA meeting was starting to get out of hand
Tea Lady finally meets the relos from the old country.
Lots of good ones this time but Underfoot tickled me the most!
Your go Underfoot.
Ta pug,
let's try
Wait Suphawat, we have to go back - Kevin's home alone!
"Chi Lee, I'm not taking you out on my 'bike again if every time we go for a ride, you scoop up another baby!"
Where's Gran?
Introducing the new Hongda Oddity 9 seater family wagon... now with optional buckets seats.
We in trouble when he outgrow bucket! My arms getting shorter every day! :C
That's not safe....................they should have helmets!
Ma! MA! MAAAAA!!!! The bums fallen out of the backpack :o
Aint the parents going to suprised when we show them what grows in buckets.
A reincarnated Frank
True story
There is an Asian girl who works at my local petrol station who wears those, realy puts me off my fuel.
Caption: You think my eyes look weird? you should see what they did to my other end!
Me: "Why did you paint your nose black?"
Mother-in-law: "Hmmmph!"
Looook intoo my eyes
I thought blue eyes would help me get the girls, but now they just run faster!
Watch where you're putting that thermometer, vet!
Ok go nuts people
What worksafe missed
When you find you are in a hole stop digging.
the wife's earring must be here somewhere
:think: I've got a vague memory of something about sticks and stones!