Going 'down the road' is as easy as 'falling off a bike'.
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Going 'down the road' is as easy as 'falling off a bike'.
The committee for the annual High Country Mountain Bike Ride decided it needed a way to make sure only serious competitors applied...
M.C. Escher:
A truly brilliant artist.
A truly useless civil engineer.
"Hmmm..this could be dangerous. It really ought to have a white line down the middle."
"Right, this is my big chance to beat the world record for the 50 metre dash."
Bloody hell, widows maker course is not wrong. But then again I ain't married so I will give it a go.
Chief Tiff takes the honours (Pugwash gets an honourable mention for his very commendable '50 metre dash' offering).
Try this one......
At the recent round of One Man and his Cat goatcat trials held in Mid Glamorgan, PussPuss strides confidentially back to her master's side having completed the course successfully and in record time.
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay
I don't think you're a very good kid's cat so bugger off.
Ah yes, the old children's classic "Puss'n'Goats" :p
Hell, they invite me to dinner and serve up grass and not even the type you smoke.
"First they won't let me enter 'cos they don't believe I'm a pig and then they give me goats to herd instead of sheep - it's a conspiracy I tell ya!"
I should look smug, you've been eating my used lucerne kitty litter.
Fluffy's follow up roll in Sound of Music didn't quite have the same impact as his rendition of Memories! :rolleyes:
A few reds Cliff? :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
It is obscure.... google it. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisb691
:doh: Once on a hill lived a lonely goat herd! ........:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
You got it.... reckon the cat can yodel? :think:
Yup. :D
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxLG2wtE7TM]YouTube - Advanced Cat Yodeling[/ame]
Some people have too much time on their hands!
:d
Cliff gets it, if only for the showing us one of the funniest u-tube skits ever.
By carefully following the instructions I have successfully taught one of my cats how to yodel. :2tsup:
Now, if only I could successfully staunch the bleeding..........:(
My cat yodels when he's about to chuck a furball.
Yahoo... let me see what I can find. :think:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Tiff
oops.
You toucha my butt I smasha your face.
There goes my no claim bonus :doh:
Remember if I can't see you in my mirrors you don't exist!
And the final score,
Cat 1, Bulldog 0
Ron
And in the new series of "All Aussie Adventures" Russell Coight helps out a mate at the mines......
Every truckie followed the directions of the site manager after seeing what he did to the first guy who dropped his dirt in the wrong place.
The dangers of slip streaming? :rolleyes:
When Arnie gets on his push bike, you better watch out.
OK, I like this one best & TL came second.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
Right oh, have a go at this one:-
see, just add chocolate balls, and our production problems are solved :D
"D-a-r-l... weren't there just two rabbits sitting there when we went to bed last night?"